That’s right. I’m a fuckin’ wizard and don’t you fuckin’ forget that!
sshhh we can’t let the outsiders know too much about this
they realize we can do magic and control the weather, we’ll never hear the end of it, will be getting requests left and right.
Believe it or not, but it’s true.
Btw I got a magic wind knot rope to sell. For ~~700€~~ 500€ it’s yours. Good price, you won’t find a better deal, especially with all the fakes on the market it’s difficult to get genuine ones.
Hell, I’ll drink to this. Might as well tie some knots, too.
Quote from A Short History of Finland by Jonathan Clements
Be careful or we’ll put a Finnish curse upon your head.
I was reading a book (Two Years Before the Mast) about sailors in the US in the 19th century and one captain locked one of his sailors up when he heard he was a Finn and demanded that he uses his sorcery to bring forth a favorable wind or he will stay locked up.
It was a steal of a deal.
Ei se oo tyhmä joka pyytää, much respect to ancestors’ wizard grindset.
After a six pack and some karjalanpiirakka i pass some wicked winds.
This is true and The Estonian Epic Kalev poik confirms it.
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Olet velho Harry.
That’s right. I’m a fuckin’ wizard and don’t you fuckin’ forget that!
sshhh we can’t let the outsiders know too much about this
they realize we can do magic and control the weather, we’ll never hear the end of it, will be getting requests left and right.
Believe it or not, but it’s true.
Btw I got a magic wind knot rope to sell. For ~~700€~~ 500€ it’s yours. Good price, you won’t find a better deal, especially with all the fakes on the market it’s difficult to get genuine ones.
I should sell some wind on [tori.fi](http://tori.fi)
Hell, I’ll drink to this. Might as well tie some knots, too.
Quote from A Short History of Finland by Jonathan Clements
Be careful or we’ll put a Finnish curse upon your head.
I was reading a book (Two Years Before the Mast) about sailors in the US in the 19th century and one captain locked one of his sailors up when he heard he was a Finn and demanded that he uses his sorcery to bring forth a favorable wind or he will stay locked up.
It was a steal of a deal.
Ei se oo tyhmä joka pyytää, much respect to ancestors’ wizard grindset.
After a six pack and some karjalanpiirakka i pass some wicked winds.
This is true and The Estonian Epic Kalev poik confirms it.
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