Trumps Plumbing Logic

Posted by Pitbull-Dad

34 comments
  1. Wait, maybe we should nuke the clouds. Hear me out…

  2. California wildfires – This is the work of gawd

    Texas floods – Help FEMA!

  3. To Trump plumbing is a kind of magic performed by a wizard caste of “plumbers” who make water appear and disappear from inside walls. He’s vaguely aware of something called “pipes” but has the same sense of how those work as his understanding of the inside of a silicone memory chip.

  4. The next earthquake he will say to caulk the fault lines

  5. Don’t take plumbing advice from someone who thinks you have to flush 15 times.

  6. In Texas, it’s not “Open the drain.” It’s “Pull the flush handle.” 😂

  7. “I’m very good on plumbing. As good or maybe even better than Super Mario. I know pipes. Drains. Swamp drains. Obviously swamp drains. And water. The wetter the better I always say. I was always the best with wet water. I prefer it. I’m very careful with it because it’s precious, like diamonds. That’s why I hold a glass of water with two hands. You can’t drop it. They will never let you forget it if you do.”

  8. Just move the water from Texas to California! Kill two birds with one windmill. Why has nobody tried this? I am a super genius.

  9. Just waiting for them to blame Democrats when their houses moved through several zip codes.

  10. Nekminnit: “Trump suggests taking flood water from Texas up to California”

  11. I know this is meant to make fun of Trump, but sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.

  12. Trump should send governor Abbott some grease and tell him the squeaky wheel gets the grease

  13. You might try rehiring those NOAA employees you fired.

  14. In his defense the grand sum of his knowledge about nature is what he’s seen from a golf course.

  15. Trump said you have to flush 15 times these days. Maybe God was trying to flush Texas away

  16. I’m sure Texas can pull hard on their bootstraps and dig themselves out. Oh never mind, Governor Abbott has already asked for disaster money. But Trump said he’s closing FEMA because states should be able to handle things. Butt… Texas is one of the biggest and has no debt, but still needs help? Please explain like I am a third grader, please.

    For the love of Children, Republicans need to fund NOAA, NWS, FEMA and have compassion for those in need.

  17. To be fair.. Trump did install drains everywhere to clear out the swamp.

  18. yes, he’s an idiot. can we stop using his face? I’m so very tired of his face.

  19. i don’t like the bad man, especially since most of the people around him are equally as bad.

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