A routine flair inspection

by C-R-Z-Y-7-7

34 comments

  1. “I’m an Italian citizen because nonna left the old country in 1956 and I just got my passport, I’m as Italian as you are LOL I’m so Catholic and I get so angry and talk with my hands”

  2. I hate nothing more than being labelled an ameritard on this sub. I need not receive such slurs.

    Edit: For all the fellow mongrels below, great banter, issue is, I am not American.

    Sure I didn’t communicate very well that I wasn’t American. But … You proved my point. I am not from the US. And because y’all can’t even be proper racists, I get called Ameritard. Which, to me, is a slur. I don’t want to be an American. But everyone assumes I am

    And if anyone wonders what the royal fuck am I doing here, well I live here, I live among you and banter is funny as fuck you cunts.

  3. “OMAGAD!! Like… MyHeritage said i’m 24% Norwegian. Like… I love Ikea so much”

  5. “What do you mean that I can’t use an Italian flair? My grandfathers cousins best friends brothers boyfriend fucked a dog that ate a bite of pizza when it was a pup, doesn’t that basically make me a native?”

  6. What I don’t understand is why you would want to participate in this sub, as an American. What’s the point? The jokes are not about you, the references are to places far away instead of neighbors, and if you get discovered you just get abuse flung your way. It makes no sense.

  9. We should ask every male (yes, only males) to post a photo of himself in a swimsuit.

    Only true Europeans will wear slips.

  10. All right I believe we need a set of quick test questions deeply rooted in the Italian meme culture that only someone who grew up here could understand.

    I’ll start:

    – when was the last time you have been in via Brombeis?
    – at what speed shall one drive when listening to Martin Garrix?
    – what does Magi Giovanni and his daughter sell?

    There’s no problem if you don’t know the answers, just ask the question and let my fellow Luigis downvote the charade to hell if they’re wrong.

    I’ve checked, ChatGPT can’t answer to those

  13. To be fair, their only alternative is admitting they’re American.

  15. Only flair safe from them are the ones belonging to Pierre

  16. how can you tell the differencce(asking for a freind)?

  18. Fortunately being a Barry is so boring they never cosplay as an Englishman. They do love claiming to be ScoDDDDish though

  19. You say you are Italian… then show me the hand gesture that means “perfect/precise”

  20. Hey I have an Irish passport but I still proudly wear my savage flair.

  22. I wonder if being German is already considered cool enough to larp as one

  23. During april fools i had the jewish flair for obvious reasons *looks at the username*

    Sadly it switched to spanish afterwards and im unable to switch back to polish

  25. Born and raised in Italy, my mom’s Italian… but my dad’s from the US. Naturally, I learned how to speak English from him, so I always feel like I’m gonna get caught with my pants down if I leave a comment in this sub because I’ll accidentally say something like “y’all” without realizing it, and be accused of high treason (savage using an incorrect flair).

  26. If you guys are sick of that, than maybe stop downvoting everyone with a savage flair. Let’s have genuine banter, instead. Just like the other 2fors… no one is ever downvoting me to oblivion whenever I comment on 2med4u, for example, and I’m sporting a Swedish(obviously false) flair.

    Yes, I know of the U.S. vs Europe one, but still. Lots of downvotes for the ’merigani.

  31. if they want to hide amongst here, become beastern european, no one wants to be one willingly

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