A very British headstone at the beach.

by chris552393

7 comments
  1. This kind of stuff genuinely makes me feel patriotic.

  2. The British sense of humour should never be taken for granite..

  3. A tenement, on a dirty beach,
    Walked and worn by shoeless feet
    Inside it’s long and so complete
    Watched by a shivering sun

    Old eyes in a small child’s face
    Watching as the shadows race
    Through walls and cracks and leave no trace
    And daylight’s brightness shuns

    The days of Billy Spencr
    Ahh Ahh
    He’ll nonce you up the bum.

  4. Ah, my friend Billy. Went on the register after he showed his willy to the girl next door.

  5. Yeah, but he was actually a nonce.

    Fat guy down the pub told me.

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