Donald Trump ‘can’t even tie his own shoes’ as his health is ‘too far gone’

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1. It doesn’t matter. He has already gone full retard an infinite number of times. His voter base is no different

2. Do we know if he could ever tie his own laces?

3. If he can’t tie his own shoes, he sure can’t wipe himself clean during his bathroom breaks either.

4. Most people that age can’t tie their own shoes

5. Like he could ever tie his own shoes….

6. Tie them? Umm, he’s so overweight, he probably can’t even see his shoes unless he’s looking in a mirror and someone points them out to him.

7. Yeah, this is false.

8. As long as he can drag a sharpie across whatever piece of paper they put in front of him, they will keep him in office

9. #DonnyOinkOink hasn’t seen his feet in YEARS!

10. Does he need a thinner diaper?

11. The real powers that be will keep trump propped up for as long as possible because he’s the figurehead they need to sell and implement their fascist agenda.

12. He’ll blame Biden for this

13. I refuse to believe there are more than 6 Amereichans still capable of reaching all the way down to their feet.

14. People are concerned about his health?

15. Can he even see his feet?

16. Make America Great Again

17. On the day it finally happens…

18. That’s why they made sketchers for big blobs just like him

19. Of course he can’t. That bulk does not bend.

20. The ankle can’t even see his ankles let alone do anything else.

21. So what. It’s not news.

22. I’m making margaritas the day it happens.

23. If he bends over that far what do you think comes out of him probably squeezes around the legs and goes right up his butt crack on his diapers. Is Ted Cruz the one doing the work to tie his shoes and make sure his butts clean. I mean he is the only guy that I can think of that kisses Trump’s ass and shines his shoes.

24. It’s the final countdown.. I already have my party essentials stocked and ready.

25. I think he wears loafers.

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