Not gonna lie “the beer unity party” sounds pretty good..
The Best Party in Iceland has been defunct for over 5(?) years now. They didnt run last election and even then just ran for the local city council election, never for parliamentary elections.
2 Tailed dog party is amazing. If you don’t know it, go check it out.
The “Pogo Party” wasn’t allowed in 2021 elections.
Reason: They forgot to apply in writing and did just send an email.
Comment by head of party (bavarian):
*„Und für den Scheiß hab’ I jetzt nüchtern bleiben müssen. Danke dafür.“*
(And for that bullshit I had to stay sober? Fuck that)
I’ve never heard of the Crystal Party before, but apparently they are against vaccines & the EU and prefer homeopathy, spirituality and naturalness. The founded of a councilor group for their party was kicked out from the Social Democratic party after denying holocaust.
They also threatened a children’s summer theater with violence because Uppo bear was vaccinated in one of the plays. Then they denied doing so.
Pirate parties are in grneral are a serius partys about internet freedom and such I though. Is the one in France different?
To Estonia and Turkey: come on! Have some fun!
To The Netherlands: what the fuck
So Belgium has no fun parties or all parties are weird ?
here’s a fun fact about parties in Europe: Volt named itself “The first European Party”, although CDA(NL), CDU(DE), and CD&V(BE) were all long-established parties that werealready connected. Same goes for the Pirate Party, which is France’s strangest party, and has existed for years before Volt came around.
For those interested: the Pirate Party is actually quite serious about things like privacy, digital human rights and Free Software and Open Data. I might even vote for them next time!
The ”abolish the Scottish parliament party” is really not that unusual considering the backdrop of Unionism v. Separatism.
In the past in Poland we had PPP “Partia przyjaciół piwa” – which is “friends of beer party”
Ehm I’m from The Netherlands and I’m pretty glad that party never got a seat haha.
Finland also has the pirate party like France does
Lmao i thought this said strongest political party and was very confused
Austrian here: the beer party is a very small party from Vienna. It‘s only a satire prty, bit the head of the party is a singer of a local punk band and a medical doc. He even vaccinated a few people before a concert in August^^
The UK has so many, they chose the lamest one going.
Monster raving loony party is the most famous
Then there’s Count Binface or Lord Buckethead
(no doubt some witty Reddit user will say “wHaT AbOuT LaBuRR or ToRiEs lOOl”)
England’s should have been “The Church of the Militant Elvis Party”.
Ahahahahaha the fact that me and almost 20% of people voted for “You haven’t tried sarma” just to troll Vucic reminded me of beautiful times man
I’ve never heard of the Portuguese one. And I’m Portuguese.
The Pirate Party is pretty serious tho. They even have seats in the EU. They want better privacy etc.
Poland here – never heard about The Good Humor Party but in the 90s we had Polish Beer-Lovers’ Party, they even won 16 seats (out of 460 but still)
“You haven’t tasted the sarma party”
It is… Acceptable.
My favourites are the Funny Party, the Darth Vader Bloc and the Donald Duck party
Honorary mentions: The election party with a Mexican theme
We’re gonna troll the EU parliament party
I’m moving to Ukraine and gettinf citizienship only to vote for the Darth Vader Bloc.
I would argue that the strangest political party in Czechia is (yes that’s the full name of the party):
“Vote for the Right Bloc the party for the easy and fast RECALL of politicians and state officials directly by the citizens, for LOW taxes, a BALANCED budget, the MINIMIZATION of bureaucracy, a JUST and UNCORRUPT police force and legal system, PUBLIC REFERENDA and DIRECT democracy http://WWW.CIBULKA.NET, campaigning with the best anti-criminal program of DIRECT democracy
YOU DON’T TRUST THE POLITICIANS AND THEIR JOURNALISTS? AT LAST! LET’S TRUST IN OURSELVES!!!
– but even with many other REASONS why we should ALL go to vote this time, but – unless we want to be deceived, cheated and robbed AGAIN – DON’T VOTE for any of the ruling parliamentary parties of this (post)-Communist criminal “cop”-ocracy!!! which asks for electoral support from all Czech citizens and taxpayers who want to change the current criminal situation of which we are all victims into its polar opposite. IN THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL, TRUTH AND LIES, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE NEUTRAL AND STILL REMAIN RESPECTABLE!!! For this reason we thank you for your help!!!”
The love party in Italy had only porn stars as main members of the party. It wasn’t platonic love. One of the members was able to be elected in another party. At the time of the first gulf war she proposed to go to Iraq and have sex with Saddam to prevent the war. Sadly it didn’t work out
These are the proposals of the Danish one, the Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements:
-Tail winds on all cycle paths
-Better weather
-Better Christmas presents
-Less sex in school staff rooms (withdrawn during the campaign – he said it had been brought
to his attention that sex in the staff room was a long-established privilege for teachers and as
such could not be abolished)
-More whales in the fjord of Randers
-The right to impotency
-More Renaissance furniture in IKEA
-8 hours of spare time, 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of sleep
-Nutella in army field rations
-The placing of a public toilet in the park in Aarhus where he spent his state party funding on -serving beer and sausages to his voters after each election.
-More bread for the ducks in parks
the last 3 actually got implemented.
Since the Canadian Rhinoceros party was mentioned I’d like to let you all know some of their platform:
* Repeal the Law of Gravity
* eliminate small businesses and replace them with very small businesses, having less than one employee.
* Provide higher education by building taller schools
* Changing Canada’s currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.
* Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any
A little more insight to the Patriotic Party in Turkey:
They are strange because they are basically “What if a 16 year old ideology-fluid boy found a political party”.
You can find them preaching Mao Zedong one day then turning back and paying respect to Atatürk and then go tell people how Atatürk’s party is crooked and Erdoğan is the real anti-imperialist and then consult with Kurdish terrorist leader and #1 public enemy Abdullah Öcalan and then speak highly of Nihal Atsız, a writer who was openly racist and Turkish supremacist.
The Pirate Party isn’t only in France tho. Or do they just not have any stranger parties lol
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Not gonna lie “the beer unity party” sounds pretty good..
The Best Party in Iceland has been defunct for over 5(?) years now. They didnt run last election and even then just ran for the local city council election, never for parliamentary elections.
2 Tailed dog party is amazing. If you don’t know it, go check it out.
The “Pogo Party” wasn’t allowed in 2021 elections.
Reason: They forgot to apply in writing and did just send an email.
Comment by head of party (bavarian):
*„Und für den Scheiß hab’ I jetzt nüchtern bleiben müssen. Danke dafür.“*
(And for that bullshit I had to stay sober? Fuck that)
https://taz.de/Zulassungen-zur-Bundestagswahl-2021/!5784629/
I’ve never heard of the Crystal Party before, but apparently they are against vaccines & the EU and prefer homeopathy, spirituality and naturalness. The founded of a councilor group for their party was kicked out from the Social Democratic party after denying holocaust.
They also threatened a children’s summer theater with violence because Uppo bear was vaccinated in one of the plays. Then they denied doing so.
Pirate parties are in grneral are a serius partys about internet freedom and such I though. Is the one in France different?
To Estonia and Turkey: come on! Have some fun!
To The Netherlands: what the fuck
So Belgium has no fun parties or all parties are weird ?
here’s a fun fact about parties in Europe: Volt named itself “The first European Party”, although CDA(NL), CDU(DE), and CD&V(BE) were all long-established parties that werealready connected. Same goes for the Pirate Party, which is France’s strangest party, and has existed for years before Volt came around.
For those interested: the Pirate Party is actually quite serious about things like privacy, digital human rights and Free Software and Open Data. I might even vote for them next time!
The ”abolish the Scottish parliament party” is really not that unusual considering the backdrop of Unionism v. Separatism.
In the past in Poland we had PPP “Partia przyjaciół piwa” – which is “friends of beer party”
Who doesn’t love a nude and proud Welshmen?
What about the [official Monster Raving Loony party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party) ?
Here is what the Swedish Donald Duck Party stands for:
No tax on alcohol.
Wider walkways.
I have yet to figure out if the second one is due to the first one or due to ducks having wider feet than humans…
wtf netherlands
They even won 16 seats once
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Beer-Lovers%27_Party
Ehm I’m from The Netherlands and I’m pretty glad that party never got a seat haha.
Finland also has the pirate party like France does
Lmao i thought this said strongest political party and was very confused
Austrian here: the beer party is a very small party from Vienna. It‘s only a satire prty, bit the head of the party is a singer of a local punk band and a medical doc. He even vaccinated a few people before a concert in August^^
The UK has so many, they chose the lamest one going.
Monster raving loony party is the most famous
Then there’s Count Binface or Lord Buckethead
(no doubt some witty Reddit user will say “wHaT AbOuT LaBuRR or ToRiEs lOOl”)
England’s should have been “The Church of the Militant Elvis Party”.
Ahahahahaha the fact that me and almost 20% of people voted for “You haven’t tried sarma” just to troll Vucic reminded me of beautiful times man
I’ve never heard of the Portuguese one. And I’m Portuguese.
Of course we have an anti-Powerpoint party……
France should have gotten [THE PLEASURE PARTY](https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parti_du_plaisir#:~:text=Le%20Parti%20du%20plaisir%20est,la%20solidarit%C3%A9%2C%20et%20le%20plaisir.) (Yes it is about what you think and it actually happened)
The Pirate Party is pretty serious tho. They even have seats in the EU. They want better privacy etc.
Poland here – never heard about The Good Humor Party but in the 90s we had Polish Beer-Lovers’ Party, they even won 16 seats (out of 460 but still)
“You haven’t tasted the sarma party”
It is… Acceptable.
My favourites are the Funny Party, the Darth Vader Bloc and the Donald Duck party
Honorary mentions: The election party with a Mexican theme
We’re gonna troll the EU parliament party
I’m moving to Ukraine and gettinf citizienship only to vote for the Darth Vader Bloc.
I would argue that the strangest political party in Czechia is (yes that’s the full name of the party):
“Vote for the Right Bloc the party for the easy and fast RECALL of politicians and state officials directly by the citizens, for LOW taxes, a BALANCED budget, the MINIMIZATION of bureaucracy, a JUST and UNCORRUPT police force and legal system, PUBLIC REFERENDA and DIRECT democracy http://WWW.CIBULKA.NET, campaigning with the best anti-criminal program of DIRECT democracy
YOU DON’T TRUST THE POLITICIANS AND THEIR JOURNALISTS? AT LAST! LET’S TRUST IN OURSELVES!!!
– but even with many other REASONS why we should ALL go to vote this time, but – unless we want to be deceived, cheated and robbed AGAIN – DON’T VOTE for any of the ruling parliamentary parties of this (post)-Communist criminal “cop”-ocracy!!! which asks for electoral support from all Czech citizens and taxpayers who want to change the current criminal situation of which we are all victims into its polar opposite. IN THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL, TRUTH AND LIES, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE NEUTRAL AND STILL REMAIN RESPECTABLE!!! For this reason we thank you for your help!!!”
The love party in Italy had only porn stars as main members of the party. It wasn’t platonic love. One of the members was able to be elected in another party. At the time of the first gulf war she proposed to go to Iraq and have sex with Saddam to prevent the war. Sadly it didn’t work out
These are the proposals of the Danish one, the Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements:
-Tail winds on all cycle paths
-Better weather
-Better Christmas presents
-Less sex in school staff rooms (withdrawn during the campaign – he said it had been brought
to his attention that sex in the staff room was a long-established privilege for teachers and as
such could not be abolished)
-More whales in the fjord of Randers
-The right to impotency
-More Renaissance furniture in IKEA
-8 hours of spare time, 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of sleep
-Nutella in army field rations
-The placing of a public toilet in the park in Aarhus where he spent his state party funding on -serving beer and sausages to his voters after each election.
-More bread for the ducks in parks
the last 3 actually got implemented.
Since the Canadian Rhinoceros party was mentioned I’d like to let you all know some of their platform:
* Repeal the Law of Gravity
* eliminate small businesses and replace them with very small businesses, having less than one employee.
* Provide higher education by building taller schools
* Changing Canada’s currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.
* Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any
A little more insight to the Patriotic Party in Turkey:
They are strange because they are basically “What if a 16 year old ideology-fluid boy found a political party”.
You can find them preaching Mao Zedong one day then turning back and paying respect to Atatürk and then go tell people how Atatürk’s party is crooked and Erdoğan is the real anti-imperialist and then consult with Kurdish terrorist leader and #1 public enemy Abdullah Öcalan and then speak highly of Nihal Atsız, a writer who was openly racist and Turkish supremacist.
The Pirate Party isn’t only in France tho. Or do they just not have any stranger parties lol