Hello. The fuck do you do when a bird flies into your window and you’re a softie so it’s killing you 🙂?
This wee dude flew into our window, I think he’s a kingfisher. He’s so cool, I don’t want him to die on me lol.
He was lying on the ground, but picked himself up and was just sitting. I’ve moved him into a tub (it’s recycling day ffs, no shoe boxes around). Can’t bring him in as we have a dick of a dog.
Help. What does one do 🙃
by ggodownsoftsoundd
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does look like a kingfisher.
Bitta bedding or an old t-shirt keep the tub padded but open he’ll hopefully come to and fly away.
If not dinner time.
Been waiting my whole life to see a kingfisher and this fucker flew into your window
He’s probably just shocked. Leave him where he is and he’ll probably collect himself and fly off pretty soon.
You are very lucky to see a kingfisher so close up!
Yes, it’s a kingfisher. It’s in shock. The best thing to do is hold him in ur hands with just its head poking out. Keep him warm. If you don’t want to hold it, wrap a cloth round. They can be in shock for a while. If its feet go stiff, it’s dead
If you’re near Newry, the USPCA could help out
This happened to my father with a jackdaw chick, ended up keeping him as a pet he was awesome.
Update:
He said “fuck you bitches, I’m out”
Bye buddy
https://preview.redd.it/3oqqcspppobf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434afeb2fdbe3d9c0f806a51d8f906ad63e04667
A Kingfisher. A rare enough bird too. RSPB operate here. Might be able to help.
https://www.rspb.org.uk/days-out/reserves/portmore-lough
I’m a huge bird lover with resident pigeons, magpies and crows, that is wee beauty 😍 hope it’s ok ❤
https://preview.redd.it/e197qtf3qobf1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a7db0fd8ae533984370a10b77bd1744945bcae
I had this little guy fly into my window a few weeks back, put him into a container with some seeds, left a little tub of water beside it and the bottle was filled with warm water like a hot water bottle. Left him in the shed so the neighbours cats didn’t get him but the door ajar. He was gone in a few hours 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/mvqzd80qqobf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3136329a0175a5fc506eb50c10c07fc1421d7efd
Try this lady
He’s a kingfisher. Put some water near him and keep an eye on him (or her) so Fluffy doesn’t have a meal. S/he’ll probably get up and fly off.
And maybe put something like a vase of flowers inside the window so birds can see that it’s not clear air.
One of my favourite birds. As someone else says, Lagan towpath is a great place to watch for them.
*the preferred vernacular is birb
Great pic
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