“This is how you need to live — truly, brightly, and cheerfully.” — A russian invader offers life advice to his countrymen after his ‘paid trip’ to Ukraine



by LowTechDroid

34 comments

  2. Funniest sh1t I have seen in a while!!

    This should be SMO promo video

  3. If you don’t try to destroy other people’s lives you wouldn’t have to hop along stumpy.

  7. Wow I wonder if they blew off off his errrr unit?

  8. A even better way is not killing your neighbours for money and losing your legs and that tiny bit of soul that was left in the process

  10. He is still laughing. Until he gets the conscription letter from the crawling commandos to participate in operation legless legends.

  12. putin will send him back to the front on a skate board lying down

  13. He will find perfecting the frog kick to be a bit difficult.

  14. Don’t let the sand scrape your penis down to a nub you fucking eunuch.

  15. Jessica. Get out the water. Ohhh save her. JESSICA !!!

  18. Comrade, while we appreciate the legs that you have sacrificed for the glory of Vladimir Vladimirovich, we can’t help but notice that you still have two arms to give to the Tsar. Get back out there and shed your cumbersome meat, or you’re going in the Love Pit!

  20. Ёжик по травке бежит и хочет.
    Ёжику травка яйца щекочет.

  24. Imagine how much money he can save if he ever wants a pool. 3 feet is the deep end for him, so he can just get a cheap above ground pool and have as much fun as somebody with a much bigger in-ground pool. Putin did him a favor.

  25. Feels like whiplash watching a Russian tree stump gleefully celebrate invading his neighbors. Generational delusion.

  32. When we recently visited Galle in Sri Lanka, there were Russian soldiers on R &R enjoying the pool and sunshine. One had lost his leg and had a pretty chunky prosthetic that he left on his sunlounge whilst in the pool. I was thinking of stealing it and throwing it into the sea, but then I realised what a horrible prosthetic it was, and that he deserved it. They certainly ran up a good bar bill.

  33. I guess the Ukrainians should be proud that their drones almost did their job. If they couldn’t kill him, at least they made him pay with his legs. I’d consider it a win.

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