(Chances of being born anywhere in the world)

by El_frog1

25 comments
  1. Imagine the chances of being born in Europe, and of all places, you are born in Wallonia.

  2. Shout out to Portugal to colonise East Timor. Without you, I would be Indonesia or worst. A Dutch

  3. As much as I love shitting on you guys, there’s no one else I’d rather be shitting on savages with. Like, imagine being colonised by non Europeans. I gag at the thought 🤢

  4. North America: Your choice of being shot by a police officer, shot by a cartel member, or clubbed to death by a syrup farmer

    South America: Disappeared by whichever extreme leftist/fascist/corporatist president comes to power

    Antarctica: People refuse to believe you exist

    Oceania: Die writhing in agony after stepping on an insect having driven a thousand kilometres to go shopping

    Africa: Roll the dice on warlords, famines, plagues, or having your soul stolen by an American woman trying to make herself look good on social media

    Asia: Your neighbour believes in a slightly different interpretation of a somewhat similar religion and has chosen to rain missiles on you, or you work yourself to death

    Europe: An amazing continent spoiled only by American and Russian tourists, wacky brutalist architecture, and the existence of Birmingham

  5. We really aren’t doing enough colonising in the Antarctic. Our ancestors would be ashamed.

  6. We are lineage and genetic material of our ancestors, so in reality it is not really random where we were born though.

    Europe was always our destiny

  7. OP being from Luxembourg is like a 99.99999999999 percentile

  8. And of course you cannot be born in NZ as it doesn’t exist

  9. Man, I’m so lucky, I could’ve been from Milano or Torino

  10. I love the idea that it’s completely random where you are born and who your parents are.

  11. New Zealand has been banished to the shadow realm, I see.

  12. Yeah, having to deal with the consequences of our exorbitant lifestyles sure would suck

  13. Fun fact, there were people born in Antarctica
    (It’s still probably 0% due to rounding it down as it’s only 11)

  14. Really puts it into perspective. Could’ve been born anywhere, and I got dealt Southern England. Not perfect, but at least it’s not Fr*nce.

  15. This is also a reminder of what the total population ratios are going to look like in the not too distant future.

    We’re just not having kids.

  16. As much as we like to shit on each other I wouldn’t want to miss any of you (except for the british maybe)

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