Police preparing for Donald Trump to visit Scotland [golf course in Aberdeenshire]

by abz_eng

26 comments
  1. Air force one -747 – can’t land at Aberdeen so the fucker is going to have to hand somewhere else and helicopter up – Even Lossie can’t handle the plane

    Fuck off

  2. “It was originally to be called the MacLeod Course – after Trump’s Lewis-born mother, Mary – but last month Trump International announced it would be called the New Course…… the original course – now designated as the Old Course – completed in 2012.”

    13 years old and he’s declaring it “the old course”. How long until he’s saying it’s the best “old course” in the world, when the course is about as old as all those kids he *definitely didn’t do anything to* with his best pal and definite suicide “*NAME REDACTED*” who totally never ever had a client list.

  3. In a perfect world they’d arrest the fat fascist fuck, but I hope they at least don’t interfere with protesters. Time to get the Mexican flags and ‘Trump is a cunt’ signs out to show this deplorable piece of shit he’s not welcome here. Might take some laxatives and visit the course ahead of his arrival…

  4. Hopefully, that poor creature that lives on his napper manages to escape. It can integrate into a wee herd of haggis and live in the wilds of Scotland. He’ll have to spray his head orange anaw after that.

    I look forward to some creative signage to welcome him.

  5. If you actually don’t like Donald Trump. You hate what he stands for. His political ideology (not sure he actually knows). You don’t like the way the man acts and talks.

    The best thing you can do to piss him off when he comes to Scotland? Ignore him.

  6. This is why I bought into a wind farm, in Aberdeenshire on the hills surrounding trumps banks golf course!

  7. Pity there isn’t a group of musical folk, free to follow him around, at a safe distance, playing trumpets and shit and doing his box in.

  8. Let’s hope any demonstrations are peaceful, we want to cost him money, not ouselves

  9. I thought we had laws about convicted felons getting into the UK? He must have heard of Jane Godley passing away and figured he can avoid her this time!

  10. As an American, I’m sorry he’s visiting your country. As you know, he’s an awful President and a sorry excuse for a human being.

  11. I love you Scots. I’m so sorry he is coming there to talk shyte, he does everything while declaring all things of him great. He’s horrible and as an American I am so ashamed. I love Scotland and you do not deserve this abomination of the human species.

  12. Does this cunt go anywhere else in Scotland or just the golf course in Aberdeen?

  13. I can accept the Trump criticism, but what I cannot wrap my head around is the sanctimony of the Scottish voters. We did consistently vote for a leader who raided party contributions so her husband could change the license plate on his car about 3 times every month.

  14. Please for the sake of us Americans, detain him. And then do what you want with him!

  15. It’d be a real shame if someone painted his face with a cold serve milk based confectionary desert, which are often on sale at this time of year and easy to make at home should one need to do so.

  16. Sorry Scotland. -signed all sane, level headed, intelligent Americans.

  17. If he’s visiting on golf business (as in, his private business), does he get to use the presidential aircraft, or do we get to see his gaudy 757 with big bold gold TRUMP titles?

  18. Bet he’s not in the public view. If I hear of an opportunity to see him within affordable egg throwing distance I’ll fly home to Scotland, currently live in England. I hate that man so much. He should not be on our soil he’s a criminal

  19. Scots, please do your utmost to make his trip as horrible as possible. Thanks.

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