Being Nordic on this sub

by zkqy

28 comments
  1. France is the only major country in Europe we have never been at war with. Only allied with.

  2. Only Spain and Germany have marched in Paris without allies tbh.

  3. Taking pride in being a conformist? How very Swedish of you. 🙂

  4. I hate the British and the French because one forced us to join the French and the other lost us Norway

  5. I have a terrible confession, I actually quite like the French

    I fucking hate Parisians though.

  6. I hate France because hating France is a tradition 

  7. Apparently raiding with thousands of men, occupying land and having it named after your people, does not equal war. Literally paid to spare Paris. What a mistake.

  8. I only hate France for sending its most braindead people over the border to Kehl. You won’t believe the things that happened there and it’s not like Kehl is a nice city in the first place.

  9. I hate french because I’m living in France, you amateurs.

  10. I’m tired of hating France just for the love of the game. Yeah, Paris is shit, but so is for example Berlin. Or Rome outside of the historical center.

    Now I’m trying to hate Belgium instead, but honestly it’s hard to hate something I’m not even sure exists.

    I also recently discovered how Swiss talk, I dislike them a bit too now.

  11. I only hate the French when they insist that I should speak/understand French.

  12. I have no problem with Fr*nce people, swedes however, pointy helmeted bastards

  13. They have **NEVER** kicked our arse!!! I won’t hear it!!

  14. I hate the republic because I was born in it

    I love France because it’s eternal.

  15. This whole hating France thing is so cringe and American, we’re smarter than that.

    Anyway, France is our bitch, every time they messed with us, we kicked their ass

  16. I played clair obscur: expedition 33. Whatever sins the French may have committed are forgiven by that master piece alone.

    Also shit on Paris all you want there are things worth while there. Hell even tourist hotspots like the Louvre can be good as long as you ignore the Mona Lisa.

  17. I dont mind the franks, they gave my homies a bunch of land and bribes back in the days for not pillaging

  18. The napoleonic wars made us lose our eastern half

    Tbf though we’d prob lose it anyways and we did get bernadotte so i’ll call it even

  19. Yes Sven, we are not the same. The French may have kicked our arses at some point, but at least we put up a fight.

    You lot just rolled over and voluntarily put a French guy on the throne.

  20. You hate the French. I don’t hate the Gauls. We are not the same.

    I do hate Paris, though.

  21. you barbaric propaganda suckers SHAME ON YOU

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  22. Being Nordic means living in a place where hardly anything ever happens, not just in this sub and not just being invaded by the French.

  23. Whenever someone wants me, a Dane, to join in on hating on France I would rather just continue hating on Sweden

  24. You got a French king after all. Sweden is basically a French colony.

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