Nic Cage will save the day.

Posted by BigFishPub

14 comments
  1. The scene where he secretly enters a Big Mac eating contest against Donald Trump is basically the archery contest scene from Robin Hood.

  2. Meh, I’d rather get the hacked version from Anonymous. How was it said…

    “*Russ*- Anonymous, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the Epstein Client list and all other details that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press,”

  3. Diddy is his sidekick in this one. They fight Andrew Tate.

  4. The trick will be hanging onto it because it will be covered in kenfucky tried chicken grease.

  5. Not a “vault,” but a closet.

    Specifically, a water closet.

  6. …when the world needed him most.

    (Oh God PLEASE don’t be on that list Mr. Cage)

  7. And Jon Voight, being the MAGA lover he is, will become a villain.

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