To be fair, if you don’t read the text, it is very plausible she is saying “we have no pilotsd on board”
Dumb and dumber…
FODA-SE, A CAGADEIRA NÃO TÁ A FUNCIONAR E EU TOU À RASCA CARALHO, DEIXA-ME ATERRAR ESTA MALHADEIRA COM ASAS PARA IR CAGAR SENÃO MANDOME CONTRA A TORRE EIFFEL. PERCEBES CARALHO?
Just declare emergency if the toilets aren’t working. I understand why they might not want to do that, but everyone will understand.
There are airliners without toilets ?
“… yes, the pilot left us to get some tapas in Barcelona.”
Jean Pierre why don’t you share your toilets, stop beeing a dick.
“we have to speak on the ground” is a definitive “I’ll tear you a new one” in pilot speak. I just realized that maybe the french ATC isn’t actually on strike all the time, the just don’t have anyone who speaks english at a disposal most of the time.
The piss drinking frog is probably very excited at the idea of a plane full of full bladders
Shes insufferable
HALLO DIS IZ ZE CHAIRMAN COASTGUARD, VAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
Dont they have emergency piss juggs onboard?
To be honest she speaks very good English. That ATC guy though… Ooooof
Why the fuck are microphones so shitty in airplanes that cost millions or euros, can’t we do something better in 2025 ?
Great accent Pierres, they really try their best.
comedy gold
Her problem was she didn’t repeat it slowly and louder. Works every time.
Benny Hill theme, please…
Jesus fucking christ they are so dumb
If this is real, it scares the bejesus out of me. These people can actually be in charge of making airplanes land safely??
YOU HAVE NO PILOT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND????
Not the right week to stop drinking!
*Pilot probably*
Just a misunderstanding, but they gave an open goal, she should just have said “yes we request priority”. I don’t get why she was so deferential on that point.
“The toilet is piloting the plane ? You declare emergency ?”
She’s annoying me because the French ATC just wants her to repeat because he misunderstood what she said but she’s getting pissy instead of clearly repeating the message. Que chata do caralho foda-se
How does French ATC allow such poor language skills? They’ve the ability to write formally verified atc software but can’t ensure language skills of controllers, k 🙃
Chat, is this real?
They’re French. They can’t understand why not having a toilet might be a problem. “You can jus shit on ze floor, non?”
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To be fair, if you don’t read the text, it is very plausible she is saying “we have no pilotsd on board”
Dumb and dumber…
FODA-SE, A CAGADEIRA NÃO TÁ A FUNCIONAR E EU TOU À RASCA CARALHO, DEIXA-ME ATERRAR ESTA MALHADEIRA COM ASAS PARA IR CAGAR SENÃO MANDOME CONTRA A TORRE EIFFEL. PERCEBES CARALHO?
Just declare emergency if the toilets aren’t working. I understand why they might not want to do that, but everyone will understand.
There are airliners without toilets ?
“… yes, the pilot left us to get some tapas in Barcelona.”
Jean Pierre why don’t you share your toilets, stop beeing a dick.
“we have to speak on the ground” is a definitive “I’ll tear you a new one” in pilot speak. I just realized that maybe the french ATC isn’t actually on strike all the time, the just don’t have anyone who speaks english at a disposal most of the time.
The piss drinking frog is probably very excited at the idea of a plane full of full bladders
Shes insufferable
HALLO DIS IZ ZE CHAIRMAN COASTGUARD, VAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
Dont they have emergency piss juggs onboard?
To be honest she speaks very good English. That ATC guy though… Ooooof
Why the fuck are microphones so shitty in airplanes that cost millions or euros, can’t we do something better in 2025 ?
Great accent Pierres, they really try their best.
comedy gold
Her problem was she didn’t repeat it slowly and louder. Works every time.
Benny Hill theme, please…
Jesus fucking christ they are so dumb
If this is real, it scares the bejesus out of me. These people can actually be in charge of making airplanes land safely??
YOU HAVE NO PILOT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND????
Not the right week to stop drinking!
*Pilot probably*
Just a misunderstanding, but they gave an open goal, she should just have said “yes we request priority”. I don’t get why she was so deferential on that point.
“The toilet is piloting the plane ? You declare emergency ?”
She’s annoying me because the French ATC just wants her to repeat because he misunderstood what she said but she’s getting pissy instead of clearly repeating the message. Que chata do caralho foda-se
How does French ATC allow such poor language skills? They’ve the ability to write formally verified atc software but can’t ensure language skills of controllers, k 🙃
Chat, is this real?
They’re French. They can’t understand why not having a toilet might be a problem. “You can jus shit on ze floor, non?”
Is the pilot on the toilets?
Tldr
-We have no toilets
-Your pilots are dead ?
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