Beachgoer wants nudist ban after child got eyeful but is instead slammed as ‘insecure’

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  1. The beachgoer suggests that part of the beach become a nudist beach. So at least he’s offering a solution, and not being the “ban everything I don’t like” person the headline suggests.

  2. So when I just get out the shower before I put a towel on… In that moment… I’m a “deviant”?

    It’s good to know but some of the best bondage I’ve engaged in has been fully clothed. You simply cannot LARP as James Spader in Secretary in the nip. It doesn’t work.

  3. I don’t really see the issue with designating part of the beach for nudists. They’re actually just exhibitionists, and they can satisfy their kink on a specific bit of beach for all I care.

    If they’re offended by this, and really want to get their jollies being naked around children, then I suggest we check their damn hardrives.

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