Now I just want know what the accident was…

by crashtacktom

34 comments
  1. Some people should not be allowed near a computer.

    Shambolic.

  2. Can’t believe you haven’t heard about ‘the accident’, I thought everyone knew

  3. Alex Polizzi would have a field day with all those notices in the windows.

  4. I bet it involves at least one bodily fluid. Perhaps two if your extra lucky.

  5. Looks like they’re was a Category C supernova in there

  6. > LICIENSED

    “Purfect, that will do”

    *Presses print document*

  7. Could have just summarized it to “please note. We’ll be holding our Friday and Saturday nights entertainment outside etc, etc.” But then again, it would be less.. crytptic.

  8. Judging by the sign, I can only assume that someone accidentally set fire to their dictionary.

  9. OP, you’ve got to join a local FB group and find out what happened

  10. Someone laughed while they farted whilst on a Guinness session. I have been there…

  11. I’m going to hazard a guess at a burst pipe or someone getting a nasty shock off some dodgy wiring.

    Or Big Bob shat himself again.

  12. Sounds like a haiku

    Written by someone who can’t

    Count or indeed spell

  13. From a bit of googling it looks like this might be the Old Royal Oak in Knaresborough – from what I can see it looks like someone decided to park a Bentley inside!

  14. Anyone else irritated that ‘room’ has its own entire line? Maybe it’s a clue.

  15. Sounds like a classic case of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Whatever happened, it must’ve been wild if it’s wrapped in secrecy. Let’s just assume it’s a mess involving some serious cleanup

  16. The lucky neighbours get to hear the event better now it’s taking place outside.

  17. Look, we’d rather not say…. but just between you and me, it involved Sharon, Davey the delivery boy a six foot python, seventeen gallons of lime jelly, the entire eastenders cast and a very poorly considered ceiling fan. I’m sure you know what I mean.

  18. I once caused an accident similar to this that closed the toilets ‘for refurbishment’.

    I arranged the local allotments AGM in a small pub. Most of the attendees were elderly so the pub put on an extra barrel of mild anticipating high demand. Those mad lads however priced it at £1.50! This was 2017, not the 1970s.

    Ever seen 20 elderly men realise exactly how far their pensions will go when spent on essential warm piss water, even though they all had significant prostate and bladder issues.

    The AGM was a scene, someone arrived with platters of cheese sandwiches in a futile attempt to soak up all the booze, and slow everyone down. No chance, those toilets got hammered the entire evening and nobody’s plots got weeded the following day.

    I was however a local legend for the best evening out for quite a while.

  19. The fact that there’s both a cryptic poster and a conspiracy of silence makes this way more intriguing than if they’d just explained it.

  20. The accident is that it’s fucking hot at the moment, so they wanted to do that event outside, but there is some kind of licensing stipulation saying they need to give appropriate notice to locals. Accidentally.

  21. I thought the rubber backed matting and fans were supposed to prevent this sort of thing. I’ll bet that’s the last time they let that lot use that room.

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