My favourite was “Bert blew up on the bog!” the picture was just a leg with a slipper on it next to a toilet
Not only that but they managed to get the sexiest woman in the world phone number.
And the guardian claims they have the best investigative journalists
Two scoops, one page
Every single one of these is top tier shitposting.
Now I know where my Dad gets his takes from
You’ve missed out the best one, when they reported on George Michael’s toilet arrest.
**Careless Wrister**
I’ve read that when the “WW2 BOMBER FOUND ON MOON” headline was published, an astronomer wrote to the *Daily Sport* telling them that he’d looked at the moon through his telescope and found no bomber. The next day, the *Sport* published the headline “WW2 BOMBER ON MOON VANISHES!”
Local newsagents used to sell it and I’d buy it now and again
Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie would have been 11 in 1989. When that issue was released.
Sunday Sport. Bit like the Sun, couldn’t use it as a bog roll because most of the shit comes off the fucking paper.
Car phones cost that much?
“What do you mean my Diana piece is being pushed to a side column?!?”
“A MONKEY LANDED A FUCKING PLANE STEPHEN”
Don’t suppose that night with Maria is still up for grabs?
PSA: The sexiest woman in world didn’t sound too sexy on the phone.
Miss Denmark is probably Gilf Denmark now.
My confusion at nobody mentioning the HUGE cock on that Elvis, which took me a while to unsee.
Thank you so much for sharing these it’s giving me a much-needed laugh. Britain’s finest😂
“Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal” doesn’t even make the banner headline. Tough news day that.
I remember the FURORE when a lass from my (small) town was in the Sunday sport, I went down to get one but it was sold out 😂
I love the Sunday Sport headlines, it is beautiful top tier shitposting covering:
* Sex dwarfs
* Things going up someone’s bottom
* Someone shagging a food or animal
* Something happening to someone’s bellend
* Sex robots
* Poos
* Animals doing things
* Sex arses
Pretty sure they also obscured an animal’s identity with a black bar over the photo. Amazing.
My favourite was “Virgin Mary built our shed”. I mean, *she* did? Not her husband or son?
I like to think these are the articles in the magazine that K would read.
I remember the headline when a certain Arsenal goalkeeper was set to retire after the FA cup showpiece-
‘Final Taste of Wenger’s Seaman’
Weren’t they the ones with the Nigel Mansell story about how his wife “gears up for sex” or something? I remember that causing my dickhead father to get all huffy and puritan back in the 1990s…
*”Aliens caught in TV license fiddle.”*
Taliban Warlords “human dog” ate my testicles
I was expecting “Britain’s biggest glamour model” to be followed with a one-liner referencing how she’s 17 foot tall
Are the only real stories covered by the Sunday Sport still only about sexual assaults?
I used to find its silly stuff funny until I realised that.
I remember this channel 4 mockumentary about the sport being absolutely hilarious…. But sadly I can’t find it online to link. It may not have aged as well as I think
Cutting edge was normally a quite serious documentary show, I remember being surprised when they presented a sobbing woman claiming her son had been turned into a garden pea by aliens as fact. (Iirc)
Must be where Karl Pilkington got his monkey news.
HIDE & SEEK CHAMP FOUND DEAD IN CUPBOARD
I remember reading one in a newsagents and there was a story about a giant chicken stalking British troops in Afghanistan. Top tier journalism you don’t get anymore.
You can get AIDS from bicycling
is that lady explaining how to land the plane to the monkey? Will she explain things to me?
This tragic story was a few years after the headline, ‘This man put 9 Crème Eggs up his bottom’.
Whats the models name page 3 samantha k….?
Viva New Vegas
Hide and seek champ done me
Photo 9 and the “sex slave island”…. Did they actually print something that was true by mistake?!?
A chap I used to know worked as a copper in the ’80s, and thanks to the numerous topless girls in the Sunday Sport they used to have a nipple sweepstake every week. I can’t imagine that being allowed these days 🙂
I remember seeing the one about Gazza’s face on the white cliffs when it was published!
There are lots of people who read these unironically and vote :/
I feel like this would be the correct place for a verse I read decades back;
You cannot hope to bribe or twist
By God, a British journalist
But given what the man will do
Unbribed, there’s no occasion to
I remember one of their stories saying there’s a cyborg loose on the streets, and showed a photo of it. It was a actually one of the failed robots from a scene in Robocop 2.
After just listening to ‘The Truth’ by Terry Pratchett – This was 100% the inspiration behind CMOT Dibblers stories in ‘The Enquirer’
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British journalism – best in the world.
My favourite was “Bert blew up on the bog!” the picture was just a leg with a slipper on it next to a toilet
Not only that but they managed to get the sexiest woman in the world phone number.
And the guardian claims they have the best investigative journalists
Two scoops, one page
Every single one of these is top tier shitposting.
Now I know where my Dad gets his takes from
You’ve missed out the best one, when they reported on George Michael’s toilet arrest.
**Careless Wrister**
I’ve read that when the “WW2 BOMBER FOUND ON MOON” headline was published, an astronomer wrote to the *Daily Sport* telling them that he’d looked at the moon through his telescope and found no bomber. The next day, the *Sport* published the headline “WW2 BOMBER ON MOON VANISHES!”
The US equivalent was The Weekly World News.
https://preview.redd.it/ei40blhcuvcf1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3217d0c9c66fb9a989bae2f86acbfb46c487d279
Local newsagents used to sell it and I’d buy it now and again
Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie would have been 11 in 1989. When that issue was released.
Sunday Sport. Bit like the Sun, couldn’t use it as a bog roll because most of the shit comes off the fucking paper.
Car phones cost that much?
“What do you mean my Diana piece is being pushed to a side column?!?”
“A MONKEY LANDED A FUCKING PLANE STEPHEN”
Don’t suppose that night with Maria is still up for grabs?
PSA: The sexiest woman in world didn’t sound too sexy on the phone.
Miss Denmark is probably Gilf Denmark now.
My confusion at nobody mentioning the HUGE cock on that Elvis, which took me a while to unsee.
Thank you so much for sharing these it’s giving me a much-needed laugh. Britain’s finest😂
“Giant Sprout From Outer Space Ate My Pal” doesn’t even make the banner headline. Tough news day that.
I remember the FURORE when a lass from my (small) town was in the Sunday sport, I went down to get one but it was sold out 😂
I love the Sunday Sport headlines, it is beautiful top tier shitposting covering:
* Sex dwarfs
* Things going up someone’s bottom
* Someone shagging a food or animal
* Something happening to someone’s bellend
* Sex robots
* Poos
* Animals doing things
* Sex arses
Pretty sure they also obscured an animal’s identity with a black bar over the photo. Amazing.
https://preview.redd.it/lmjklf7ifwcf1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b0a830b4df28948b18b352130c4028458b41b0
Wasn’t expecting a cheeky bit of Monkey News.
My favourite was “Virgin Mary built our shed”. I mean, *she* did? Not her husband or son?
I like to think these are the articles in the magazine that K would read.
I remember the headline when a certain Arsenal goalkeeper was set to retire after the FA cup showpiece-
‘Final Taste of Wenger’s Seaman’
Weren’t they the ones with the Nigel Mansell story about how his wife “gears up for sex” or something? I remember that causing my dickhead father to get all huffy and puritan back in the 1990s…
*”Aliens caught in TV license fiddle.”*
Taliban Warlords “human dog” ate my testicles
I was expecting “Britain’s biggest glamour model” to be followed with a one-liner referencing how she’s 17 foot tall
Are the only real stories covered by the Sunday Sport still only about sexual assaults?
I used to find its silly stuff funny until I realised that.
I remember this channel 4 mockumentary about the sport being absolutely hilarious…. But sadly I can’t find it online to link. It may not have aged as well as I think
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0265734/plotsummary/?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Cutting edge was normally a quite serious documentary show, I remember being surprised when they presented a sobbing woman claiming her son had been turned into a garden pea by aliens as fact. (Iirc)
Must be where Karl Pilkington got his monkey news.
HIDE & SEEK CHAMP FOUND DEAD IN CUPBOARD
I remember reading one in a newsagents and there was a story about a giant chicken stalking British troops in Afghanistan. Top tier journalism you don’t get anymore.
You can get AIDS from bicycling
is that lady explaining how to land the plane to the monkey? Will she explain things to me?
BONG
https://preview.redd.it/txalbxwh1ycf1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac35c7a7a6ffcfb17b79f1278fdda06ca04d2eb
This tragic story was a few years after the headline, ‘This man put 9 Crème Eggs up his bottom’.
Whats the models name page 3 samantha k….?
Viva New Vegas
Hide and seek champ done me
Photo 9 and the “sex slave island”…. Did they actually print something that was true by mistake?!?
A chap I used to know worked as a copper in the ’80s, and thanks to the numerous topless girls in the Sunday Sport they used to have a nipple sweepstake every week. I can’t imagine that being allowed these days 🙂
I remember seeing the one about Gazza’s face on the white cliffs when it was published!
There are lots of people who read these unironically and vote :/
I feel like this would be the correct place for a verse I read decades back;
You cannot hope to bribe or twist
By God, a British journalist
But given what the man will do
Unbribed, there’s no occasion to
I remember one of their stories saying there’s a cyborg loose on the streets, and showed a photo of it. It was a actually one of the failed robots from a scene in Robocop 2.
After just listening to ‘The Truth’ by Terry Pratchett – This was 100% the inspiration behind CMOT Dibblers stories in ‘The Enquirer’
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