I’m hoping he washed his hands after… I bet he didn’t
Should be cross posted in British success 🤔😆
“You can’t drop that there mate” *sniffs and walks out
Can you keep it down, we’re trying to do Coke in here!
bet the person he was talking to was pissed off
Instant karma
good ending. if true, serves that foul mouth well
Imagine how dare you use the hand dryer while that guy is on the phone. Next the coke sniffers will be complaining someone’s had a shit in toilet.
“now some idiot’s clapping slowly!” he continues, a cocktail of strangers’ piss casually trickling down his face
Sounds like instant karma
Be honest, Stuart. Did you throw that man’s phone in the urinal? Stuart? Did you?
One of the managers in my old place of work came into the gents bellowing business speak down the phone, entered the cubicle next to mine and continued the call.
The perfect situation, he didn’t know who was in there so I did what anyone would do, I put the palm of my hand over my mouth and proceeded to make the loudest fart noises that I could accompanied by exaggerated straining sounds while he was trying to conduct what seemed to be a high level call.
Flushed and left while he was still there, chortling quietly to myself.
Bet he still walked out without washing his hands.
Chefs kiss.
Cosmic Justice!!….hope you just went quietly back to the bar and smirked knowingly!!
instant karma “make sure you wash your hands mate”
‘Hang about, now that prick is laughing his arse off. ill call you back once i have dried you off.. “
Ugh you know you have a Scrabble addition when you can even stop playing when going for a piss
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I’m hoping he washed his hands after… I bet he didn’t
Should be cross posted in British success 🤔😆
“You can’t drop that there mate” *sniffs and walks out
Can you keep it down, we’re trying to do Coke in here!
bet the person he was talking to was pissed off
Instant karma
good ending. if true, serves that foul mouth well
Imagine how dare you use the hand dryer while that guy is on the phone. Next the coke sniffers will be complaining someone’s had a shit in toilet.
“now some idiot’s clapping slowly!” he continues, a cocktail of strangers’ piss casually trickling down his face
Sounds like instant karma
Be honest, Stuart. Did you throw that man’s phone in the urinal? Stuart? Did you?
One of the managers in my old place of work came into the gents bellowing business speak down the phone, entered the cubicle next to mine and continued the call.
The perfect situation, he didn’t know who was in there so I did what anyone would do, I put the palm of my hand over my mouth and proceeded to make the loudest fart noises that I could accompanied by exaggerated straining sounds while he was trying to conduct what seemed to be a high level call.
Flushed and left while he was still there, chortling quietly to myself.
Bet he still walked out without washing his hands.
Chefs kiss.
Cosmic Justice!!….hope you just went quietly back to the bar and smirked knowingly!!
instant karma “make sure you wash your hands mate”
‘Hang about, now that prick is laughing his arse off. ill call you back once i have dried you off.. “
Ugh you know you have a Scrabble addition when you can even stop playing when going for a piss
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