An infamous local brothel has recently closed.

The purchasing family were apparently unaware of it's previous history.

However, they keep getting blokes banging on the door.

Some signage was created to inform the locals of the change of use.

by shrop1988

41 comments

  1. Hope they burned the carpet and fumigated the rooms.

    Plus, never ever take a UV light in there

  2. A brothel would say that, wouldn’t it, to paraphrase Mandy Rice- Davies.

    I’m not fooled for one minute.

  3. I like that they’re written it on the back of a sign that says “Welcome members”

    Edit: No wait, it looks more like “Welcome summer” which is even odder TBH

  4. i can’t even imagine that first knock and the owners having a sudden wave of realisation as to why they got the price they did, oh to be a fly on the wall (or a customer)

  6. They should get in touch with another brothel, perfect opportunity to sell some advertising space!

  7. They’ve been closing up and down the country for over a decade, since the smoking ban. Can’t even find one with a decent brothel garden nowadays.

  11. That sounds like something a new brothel would do to get the police off their backs. Someone should investigate… 

  12. It’s a legal obligation for estate agents to give a potential buyer accurate and truthful information about a property. They would have been completely aware of what they were buying.

  15. I’d definitely be putting up a high fence with spikes on top.

  17. All good fun until the father in law turns up unannounced

  20. Reminds me of the sign that Sebastian Horsley had on his front door, there is probably an image somewhere.. [found it](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sebastian_Horsley_sign_%E2%80%93_This_is_not_a_brothel.jpg), a little more classy than this one. Oh and his autobiography *Dandy In The Underworld* is without a doubt the funniest book I have ever read. It was made into a play, he went to the opening night and celebrated with his favourite drug a *little too much* afterwards and overdosed.

  21. Acres of pampas grass in the garden.

    Massive fruit bowl with chipped edges.

    A yellowing hot tub with a “congealed substance” in the plug.

    En suite shower in the dining room.

  23. “Sex Cauldron”? I thought they closed that place down!

  26. Nah, it’s still open, that’s just to trick the Police.

  27. Just set up a ring cam and post on Facebook any “clients” you get.

  28. Easy, get a ring doorbell and put a notice up explaining that anyone ringing for the brothel will have their picture put on local Facebook groups and sent to police….. assuming they can read, that should do the trick.

  30. The carpets will be so saturated with biologicals they’ll become sentient.

  31. I lived next to a brothel. You get used to saying no it’s next door. I could have put a sign up I suppose.

  33. Thanks for the heads up, saved me a wasted journey

  34. Are they not honouring the loyalty cards? Asking for a friend

  35. I’m curious, did the previous have a going out of business sale? 🤣🤣

  36. they never questioned the shower directly in the bedroom

  37. I once let a very popular call girl use my phone for a few hours cos hers had died. 5 years later I was still getting guys calling hoping to get hold of Debbie.

  38. Now that’s an elaborate fantasy. I bet someone’s paying top dollar for that.

  40. OnlyFans taking jobs from hard working and decent women.

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