Japan is the illegitimate child of Luigi and Hans.

by Strong-Clothes4993

29 comments
  1. Good observation! I think all three of us should form some kind of alliance

  2. So, the greatness we can achieve if Hans and Luigi blend together is Japan and not Switzerland?!

    I feel very relieved to hear that 😌

  3. Unchecked horniness? I’m constantly reading the Japanese demographic are in free fall because the Japanese don’t have sex at all

  4. “Sense of superiority over ALL countries”…

    Muahaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!!

    *cough*

  5. fake and gay. sweden is a better choice than g*rmany, because japan is almost as secular as sweden

  6. Wtf I just saw.

    The human mind operates in mysterious ways.

  7. i don’t see the italy in japan, rather danmark or finland.

  8. Unchecked horniness🤝unchecked kinkiness = pixilated 😽

  9. “superior engineering”
    because they still actively use fax machines?

  10. Does this sense of style exist in the south as the fashion on my last trip to Puglia would make even the Irish look good.

  11. calling Japan pragmatist is so fucking funny like it cannot be further from the truth lmfao

  12. Italy and Japan’s cuisine is on the same level. Boring after a week or so

  13. Japan is the UK’s mirror country across Eurasia

    1. Large archipelagos off a continent.

    2. Historically major with a fraught history with the major continental power across from them

    3. Stereotyped as very polite, with the truth often coming as a shock to outsiders (this stereotype is not typically believed by their closest neighbours)

    4. Once had the largest continental empire send a fleet to invade them that got whacked by a massive storm they attributed to divine intervention, plus their own fleet killing off much of the rest (the Spanish Armada of 1588, the Mongol attempt and the original Kamikaze)

    5. Language imported most of its non-core vocabulary from the continental language opposite, resulting in two main lexical layers

    6. Fondness for tea and rituals around it

    7. Fondness for top hats among their upper crust

    8. Built major empires that never did anything wrong ever

  14. Japan is truly welcome to join this sub in my opinion 

  15. Horrific war crimes and human experimentation from the fatherland too

  16. Me, grandson of two Italians and two Germans

    ![gif](giphy|zrmTqopWm4W5cPg8Ah)

  17. what do you mean “sense of”…

    Have you seen our neighbours?

  18. When i had just read the title only, not the characteristics, and I thought of ww2, my immediate response was there’s no way Italy isn’t the illegitimate one of the troika.

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