I’ve got the world’s smallest balalaika and it’s playing just for him.
He did it – Free at last!
Oh no….anyway….
He showed us.
Oh the poor anti-‘woke’ man, I do hope this doesn’t dissuade him from staying in his new found motherland, if he lives.
#hahahhahahahahahaha
Yeah, woke is bad. All the maga should go to Russia to get away from the terrible wokeness
Because fucking Texas is soooo woke. /s
I guess he’s waking up in a trench.

Bad news those Ukrainian drones are like super woke. Changing peoples pronouns from he/him to were/was all the time.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Imagine being this persons offspring? They never stood a chance….
Shhh….. no ne cares FAFO
Natural selection at work.
This might be the last photo of him alive.
Joined the military and got “duped” into a combat role.
I felt personally, horribly, irrecoverably owned by this idiot and his decision to leave the country.
He just wanted to be their pet American war correspondent, but instead of being Tokyo Rose he gets to fertilize Ukraine.
He’s a conservative… being duped is his natural state of existence.
Let’s give him a big ol’ Nelson “HAH HAH!”
Ukraine will award him with a grenade anal.
If he makes it out alive (he probably won’t) just watch, he’ll still sing the praises of Russia/Putin and Trump. These idiots have been brainwashed.
Wishes came true, the front line is as unwoke as a place could be.
This is the FO phase. All I can say to him is F U.
While he’s fighting I’ll have a steak.
Irony here is that this guy may just buy it from arms supplied by his country of origin.
As told to me by a Texan, “It’s easy to tell a Texan but you can’t tell him much.”
Imagine being brainwashed so bad that you join the Russian front to get away from your American neighbors.
Imagine being so threatened by trans people you’re willing to die on the front line for Russia.
The good news is, he moved to Russia to have a traditional family, and there is NOTHING more traditional than leaving behind a penniless widow after dying on the Russian frontlines.
Is that the freedom they seek in Russia? Does the cult realize if they move to Russia they’re front line meat for the grinder?
This the same Fool where they froze all their money?
So much winning 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Give that man a pocket full of sunflower seeds.
I wonder, how long before we see his drone footage?
Fox News and the right wing propaganda machine has destroyed him and his family’s life.
Why didn’t he just move to, idk, a different part of TX?
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I’ve got the world’s smallest balalaika and it’s playing just for him.
He did it – Free at last!
Oh no….anyway….
He showed us.
Oh the poor anti-‘woke’ man, I do hope this doesn’t dissuade him from staying in his new found motherland, if he lives.
#hahahhahahahahahaha
Yeah, woke is bad. All the maga should go to Russia to get away from the terrible wokeness
Because fucking Texas is soooo woke. /s
I guess he’s waking up in a trench.

Bad news those Ukrainian drones are like super woke. Changing peoples pronouns from he/him to were/was all the time.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Imagine being this persons offspring? They never stood a chance….
Shhh….. no ne cares FAFO
Natural selection at work.
This might be the last photo of him alive.
Joined the military and got “duped” into a combat role.
I felt personally, horribly, irrecoverably owned by this idiot and his decision to leave the country.
He just wanted to be their pet American war correspondent, but instead of being Tokyo Rose he gets to fertilize Ukraine.
He’s a conservative… being duped is his natural state of existence.
Let’s give him a big ol’ Nelson “HAH HAH!”
Ukraine will award him with a grenade anal.
If he makes it out alive (he probably won’t) just watch, he’ll still sing the praises of Russia/Putin and Trump. These idiots have been brainwashed.
Wishes came true, the front line is as unwoke as a place could be.
This is the FO phase. All I can say to him is F U.
While he’s fighting I’ll have a steak.
Irony here is that this guy may just buy it from arms supplied by his country of origin.
As told to me by a Texan, “It’s easy to tell a Texan but you can’t tell him much.”
Imagine being brainwashed so bad that you join the Russian front to get away from your American neighbors.
Imagine being so threatened by trans people you’re willing to die on the front line for Russia.
The good news is, he moved to Russia to have a traditional family, and there is NOTHING more traditional than leaving behind a penniless widow after dying on the Russian frontlines.
Is that the freedom they seek in Russia? Does the cult realize if they move to Russia they’re front line meat for the grinder?
This the same Fool where they froze all their money?
So much winning 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Give that man a pocket full of sunflower seeds.
I wonder, how long before we see his drone footage?
Fox News and the right wing propaganda machine has destroyed him and his family’s life.
Why didn’t he just move to, idk, a different part of TX?
Because we’re apparently allergic to citations: https://www.thedailybeast.com/texan-moved-fam-to-russia-to-flee-wokenow-hes-headed-to-ukraine-front-line/
Proving your work makes you more reliable and look less like a shitpost
Edit: typo fix
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