Donald Trump Jr. Rushes to Defend Dad After WSJ’s Epstein Report: ‘I’ve Never Seen Him Doodle Once’

Donald Trump Jr. Rushes to Defend Dad After WSJ’s Epstein Report: ‘I’ve Never Seen Him Doodle Once’



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  2. “I’ve never seen him doodle once, and I’ve never even seen him throw a baseball to me, or come to one of my games, or say ‘I love you, son.'”

    Daddy was too busy at the body shop with Jeff.

  3. Not really surprising that Jr. hasn’t seen his daddy doodle, donnie TACO isn’t really known for spending time with *his* children.   

    Well…     

    Not the boys, anyway. 

  4. Trump’s son when Trump writes a heartfelt tender message to someone: there’s no way that’s my dad

  5. No no no, Jr, *diddle*. The lie you are looking for is *diddle*.

  7. Well maybe he had an assistant draw the picture. That doesn’t change anything.

  8. Nobody thinks he wrote it *himself*. Rich people delegate those tasks and then they approve the product prior to sending.

  10. Donny Jr: *come to think of it, I can’t even recall my father being around as a kid …*

  11. I think the word he was looking for was “drool”… Doodle, drool? tRumpkinmaganutnazi is a stable genius that does it all. Remember the hurricane and Sharpiegate! #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES

  15. The real scandal is the chin dimple that Don Jr. is hiding under that beard.

  19. Hahahahaha. Shit doesn’t plop far from the asshole

  20. How anyone can think he wasn’t a client of Epstein’s boggles the mind. Why do they think they spent so much time together per the long-standing photographic and video evidence?

    I know, perhaps they were in a book club.

  21. This damage control is too little too late. What really matters? What really matters is MAGA is turning against Trump. When Alex Jones flops on Trump it’s the beginning of the end.
    Mainstream Republican politicians now will have an excuse to remove Trump from office as MAGA gets angrier and angrier.

  22. I can’t wait to see this childish drawing and I hope it is labeled Boobz

  23. Probably never saw him diddle, either, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t.

  24. News flash: son of man who was ignored and avoided by dad never saw dad do thing

  25. What does Don Jr say about daddy wanting to fuck Ivanka?

  27. It wasn’t that long ago that Jr. wanted nothing to do with his dad. How things change when your life sucks and begging dad for attention is your only alternative.

  28. This just shows what an absent father he was

    Probably too busy trying to groom little girls

  29. The only thing trump doodled was his signature. He doesn’t have an artistic bone in his body, he didn’t draw anything.

  30. “Diddle? Of course. Many times. But doodle… I’m absolutely outraged that you would dare suggest he has ever drawn anything at all ever! He’s the least artistic guy I’ve ever known. Just look at what a shitty job he does with the shoe polish on his face.”

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