Mourning his many kinfolk who had crossed into the great dampness before him.
I hoped you talked him out of it. poor fellow. 💔
“I remember when this were all Tesco”
Be careful, I hear his cousin is a basket case
Give it a good pound-in ……
r/trolliesgonewild
Saturday morning challenge: Give me the google maps pin of the exact location in the photo
Do a backflip!
About to return to its natural environment
*Mum, dad. Is that you?*
In the end, all trolleys go to the lake. It calls for them.
There are a lot of trolley problems these days
He’s off his trolley
Wheele closed to the edge
He wants to return to his home in the canal
Tired of carrying the weight of the tescos on his shoulders
There’ll be a shopping centre there next week.
Did you happen to spot any snow globes nearby?
I hope you talked him out of jumping
Might just sack it all off and become a barge lad innit
I hope you stepped in to help. I have seen far too many tragic trolleys that have taken their own life by jumping in canals.
Trolley Prometheus
You made me laugh out loud with this post, thank you 👍🏼
**The Trolley’s Rebellion**
Once bound by chains in carpark cage,
A pound’s brief grace, a short rampage,
To serve as sherpa, steely, stout,
Then caged again, its roaming’s out.
But now it rolls beyond the gate,
No longer yoked to shoppers’ fate,
Its wheels strike sparks on concrete veins,
A rebel free of shopping chains.
It dreams of hills, of roads unscanned,
Of winds that guide, not human hands.
No more the slave of lists and haste,
A trolley, free, with time to waste.
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Push him in, its all over
Mourning his many kinfolk who had crossed into the great dampness before him.
I hoped you talked him out of it. poor fellow. 💔
“I remember when this were all Tesco”
Be careful, I hear his cousin is a basket case
Give it a good pound-in ……
r/trolliesgonewild
Saturday morning challenge: Give me the google maps pin of the exact location in the photo
Do a backflip!
About to return to its natural environment
*Mum, dad. Is that you?*
In the end, all trolleys go to the lake. It calls for them.
There are a lot of trolley problems these days
He’s off his trolley
Wheele closed to the edge
He wants to return to his home in the canal
Tired of carrying the weight of the tescos on his shoulders
There’ll be a shopping centre there next week.
Did you happen to spot any snow globes nearby?
I hope you talked him out of jumping
Might just sack it all off and become a barge lad innit
I hope you stepped in to help. I have seen far too many tragic trolleys that have taken their own life by jumping in canals.
Trolley Prometheus
You made me laugh out loud with this post, thank you 👍🏼
**The Trolley’s Rebellion**
Once bound by chains in carpark cage,
A pound’s brief grace, a short rampage,
To serve as sherpa, steely, stout,
Then caged again, its roaming’s out.
But now it rolls beyond the gate,
No longer yoked to shoppers’ fate,
Its wheels strike sparks on concrete veins,
A rebel free of shopping chains.
It dreams of hills, of roads unscanned,
Of winds that guide, not human hands.
No more the slave of lists and haste,
A trolley, free, with time to waste.
https://preview.redd.it/yayw8kmyysdf1.png?width=338&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8b1ba379d318368a5b070b1ca4b7a0e3f8d7419
Half trolley = half life
Don’t worry, he’s just [looking out for Robbie](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/mZj4tT6ldA)
<Donald Pleasance Voiceover>I am the spirit of dark and lonely water…
Looks like someone got some serious trolley problems to ponder about…
I feel bad for them, they’re always getting pushed around!
Jump! Jump!
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