They already have plans to sue the stone mason guy.
Neanderthals weren’t dumb, though. They were comparatively as intelligent as Homo Sapiens were at the time. They used fire and tools like we did, had early societies, cared for sick and elderly.
I get the joke, but comparing the noble Neanderthal to the knuckle-draggers in red hats is insulting.
“Wheel is too fast makes tribe ill” -Neanderthal Leader
and sometime later
Why roll wheel when feet move? Can wheel fast like when me run? Me blame Oonga for bad king moves. Me good king. Am best king. Bongo best king and cave drawing of Bongo with little no happen. Actually…Cave drawing no exist.
Neanderthals actually had bigger brains and muscles than homo-sapiens. Said brains and muscles require more calories to upkeep: we’re the efficiency model, they were the performance model. They were simply a divergent species of humans. If you want less evolved humans, go with the cro-magnon.
Culturally, they operated in much smaller groups, our groups could reach around 150. Also, they apparently preferred melee combat, while we preferred throwing spears. (Homo sapiens are the best throwers on earth due to our limb-configuration, hand-eye-coordination, and bipedal balance. Us chucking spears bullied every non-African land megafauna to extinction)
Children these days just want to design wheels and eat hot chip
Which one of the 3 is Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Ah, America
Spinning wheel cause cancer.
The AUDHD crowd in here missing the allegory or just not caring in the interest of paleoanthropology
Time to fuck them out of existence!
So this is why the 3 Body Problem is fiction, the aliens wouldn’t need the sophons to stop science.
More like Neanderthralls, amirite!
Me playing Civ when I decide to focus on building military units instead of improving my cities.
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This is scarily accurate.
They already have plans to sue the stone mason guy.
Neanderthals weren’t dumb, though. They were comparatively as intelligent as Homo Sapiens were at the time. They used fire and tools like we did, had early societies, cared for sick and elderly.
I get the joke, but comparing the noble Neanderthal to the knuckle-draggers in red hats is insulting.
“Wheel is too fast makes tribe ill” -Neanderthal Leader
and sometime later
https://preview.redd.it/l9lqpqq1jvdf1.png?width=783&format=png&auto=webp&s=797b3ea11c5cd17a9cc5b4d5d25e551fd46685dc
TIme again rhymes…
Some things never change
https://preview.redd.it/919z2eoklvdf1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b39408690b4f287796f9e63c60fadd35678fc4
Why roll wheel when feet move? Can wheel fast like when me run? Me blame Oonga for bad king moves. Me good king. Am best king. Bongo best king and cave drawing of Bongo with little no happen. Actually…Cave drawing no exist.
Neanderthals actually had bigger brains and muscles than homo-sapiens. Said brains and muscles require more calories to upkeep: we’re the efficiency model, they were the performance model. They were simply a divergent species of humans. If you want less evolved humans, go with the cro-magnon.
Culturally, they operated in much smaller groups, our groups could reach around 150. Also, they apparently preferred melee combat, while we preferred throwing spears. (Homo sapiens are the best throwers on earth due to our limb-configuration, hand-eye-coordination, and bipedal balance. Us chucking spears bullied every non-African land megafauna to extinction)
Children these days just want to design wheels and eat hot chip
Which one of the 3 is Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Ah, America
Spinning wheel cause cancer.
The AUDHD crowd in here missing the allegory or just not caring in the interest of paleoanthropology
Time to fuck them out of existence!
So this is why the 3 Body Problem is fiction, the aliens wouldn’t need the sophons to stop science.
More like Neanderthralls, amirite!
Me playing Civ when I decide to focus on building military units instead of improving my cities.
[Fuck you Sapiens!]( https://www.courierpress.com/gcdn/presto/2022/11/12/PEVC/dcb5089b-85d1-452a-9791-1e769a0d9486-GeicoCaveman_Photo_009.png)
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