Americans come up with the most random lore about themselves.
Says shit like “I’m Scotch!”
Yeah we can imagine him.
He’s probably right actually, but it’s not much of a boast at all. Millions of people (almost every white person in England and millions more around the world) are descended from Edward the first. If you think about your own ancestry, you have 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 grandparents. Go back 22 generations and you’ll be descended from over 4 million people, which would be basically everyone alive in the uk at the time. And kings tended to have a lot of kids and not get the plague.
Basically, anyone with a European heritage is related to king whoever at some point along their line. Look up “pedigree collapse”.
Robert de Bruce is all you need to hear
He could’ve saved himself time and just put, “Racist.” 😀
He’s definitely a mod of r/kilts and tells us how life in scotchland really is for real Scotts like him. Any day now he’s going to come and claim his castle
Ah yes, the very Scottish Edward I, HAMMER OF THE SCOTS
Imagine trying to brag about being Scottish and thinking that “apparently” being a descendant of fucking Longshanks is gonna get you anything other than a middle finger.
If you work out the math(s) so is pretty much everyone.
Robert de Bruce
Clan MacAllister and descended from Edward I and descended from The Bruce, and somehow able to trace his line to the Picts, and to top it all off, he’s Viking royalty?
Orbiting somewhere between Mars and Venus (aren’t we all?)
Tempted to befriend the numpty and see if he’s the long-lost son of Elvis and Marilyn Monroe while I’m at it.
Why are they all related to a notable historical figure and not just some fish merchant from Buckie? Oh yeah, they’re twats, that’s why.
I too am related to people from the 13th century. Big flex.
BMI north of 30 too.
Vikings royalty 💪🇺🇲🤡
So… what is the scottish equivalent of a “plastic paddy”?
Didn’t Edward the 1st come before Robert the Bruce?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT???
As an American, I feel the need to apologize. Most of us here would even agree this is cringe and annoying.
It’s more than likely a bot.
Here’s the fun thing about genealogy… every single person in Scotland that can trace their ancestry back a couple of generations here is also a descendant of Edward I, Robert the Bruce, Viking royalty, blah blah blah…
Nothing special, just maths.
Here’s another wild one for him… if you can trace your ancestry back to Edward I, you’re also a direct descendant of the Prophet Mohammed.
Son of a sausage
The best I can find was two ancestors who lost their crofts and headed to Edinburgh and Glasgow. One had the awesome name of Magnus Brotchie!
Are ye aye
How the fuck do you even prove your lineage to Robert the Bruce?
I am the 634millionth great grandson of Gandalf the Grey and have a cock the size of tree beard is as believable as the utter nonsense these cockwombles spout.
Are ye, aye?
ETA: Well, at least he’s not claiming to be a descendant of William Wallace (who had no known offspring), so I guess that’s something. Maybe.
That reminds me of one who showed up in a genealogical message board saying her weekend of research took her back to a Welsh princess from 2000 BCE. She shared a portrait of her ancestress and was pissed to be told it was anime.
what a cunt
By tomorrow you’ll all be telling this story as if it was someone you personally met.
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Americans come up with the most random lore about themselves.
Says shit like “I’m Scotch!”
Yeah we can imagine him.
He’s probably right actually, but it’s not much of a boast at all. Millions of people (almost every white person in England and millions more around the world) are descended from Edward the first. If you think about your own ancestry, you have 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 grandparents. Go back 22 generations and you’ll be descended from over 4 million people, which would be basically everyone alive in the uk at the time. And kings tended to have a lot of kids and not get the plague.
Basically, anyone with a European heritage is related to king whoever at some point along their line. Look up “pedigree collapse”.
Robert de Bruce is all you need to hear
He could’ve saved himself time and just put, “Racist.” 😀
He’s definitely a mod of r/kilts and tells us how life in scotchland really is for real Scotts like him. Any day now he’s going to come and claim his castle
Ah yes, the very Scottish Edward I, HAMMER OF THE SCOTS
Imagine trying to brag about being Scottish and thinking that “apparently” being a descendant of fucking Longshanks is gonna get you anything other than a middle finger.
If you work out the math(s) so is pretty much everyone.
Robert de Bruce
Clan MacAllister and descended from Edward I and descended from The Bruce, and somehow able to trace his line to the Picts, and to top it all off, he’s Viking royalty?
Orbiting somewhere between Mars and Venus (aren’t we all?)
Tempted to befriend the numpty and see if he’s the long-lost son of Elvis and Marilyn Monroe while I’m at it.
Why are they all related to a notable historical figure and not just some fish merchant from Buckie? Oh yeah, they’re twats, that’s why.
I too am related to people from the 13th century. Big flex.
BMI north of 30 too.
Vikings royalty 💪🇺🇲🤡
So… what is the scottish equivalent of a “plastic paddy”?
Didn’t Edward the 1st come before Robert the Bruce?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT???
As an American, I feel the need to apologize. Most of us here would even agree this is cringe and annoying.
It’s more than likely a bot.
Here’s the fun thing about genealogy… every single person in Scotland that can trace their ancestry back a couple of generations here is also a descendant of Edward I, Robert the Bruce, Viking royalty, blah blah blah…
Nothing special, just maths.
Here’s another wild one for him… if you can trace your ancestry back to Edward I, you’re also a direct descendant of the Prophet Mohammed.
Son of a sausage
The best I can find was two ancestors who lost their crofts and headed to Edinburgh and Glasgow. One had the awesome name of Magnus Brotchie!
Are ye aye
How the fuck do you even prove your lineage to Robert the Bruce?
I am the 634millionth great grandson of Gandalf the Grey and have a cock the size of tree beard is as believable as the utter nonsense these cockwombles spout.
Are ye, aye?
ETA: Well, at least he’s not claiming to be a descendant of William Wallace (who had no known offspring), so I guess that’s something. Maybe.
That reminds me of one who showed up in a genealogical message board saying her weekend of research took her back to a Welsh princess from 2000 BCE. She shared a portrait of her ancestress and was pissed to be told it was anime.
what a cunt
By tomorrow you’ll all be telling this story as if it was someone you personally met.
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