In Russia, General Alexander Kornev died due to a heart attack, he led the 7th Airborne Division, involved in war crimes against civilians in the Kherson and Zaporozhye regions.

by Volter318

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  2. Good, I hope he was in tremendous pain when he croaked it.

  4. Damn they’ve upgraded to pushing the heart out the window.

  7. The guy had no heart. Just it took him some time to realise it.

  9. … and the free breakfast at my hotel this morning is from 7 to 11. Two things I won’t miss.

  11. Tried throwing him out a window, but couldn’t fit.

  12. After dying of a heart attack, he fell out of the window, breaking his neck several times (possibly beforehand, which will be clarified by the autopsy), and traces of Novichok and Po-210 were found in his underwear.

    Strange, but that is what it says.

  14. Awesome – a heartless bastard dying of a heart attack…

  15. The longer the war continues and worser the situation for ruSSia gets the more infighting and “heart attacks“ there will be

  19. Is the striped underwear so they cannot escape as easily? Like prison garb?

  20. It wasn’t a heart attack brought on by falling out a window was it?

  21. Wearing such a cringe tshirt must be the reason for heart attack.

  23. The Russian Airborne has been pulling double duty the last year with constant fighting in Kursk and the Donbass. That’s enough to give anyone a heart attack.

  25. War criminal Alexander Kornev already fell out of grace with the kremlin gremlin mid 2023, when he was (*temporarily*) relieved of command as chief orctain of the 7th VDV division ([link](https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-july-16-2023)).

    Appearantly, while he was reinstated, he remained on the Putler’s “shitlist” as a placeholder to be made responsible for any future operational desasters that frequently occur within the orcish army and require a scapegoat to shift blame from the political leadership and general staff towards a random high-ranking officer.

    It is very possible that the resulting stress of being a “dead man walking” and the deteorating health from alcoholism lead to him dying at the ripe old age of ~48 years (*as the regular Russian alcoholic manages to survive until their early 60s, this is a premature death even for Russian standards*).

    Another possible explanation could be that he actively chose a military funeral with full honours and pension for his next-of-kin instead of a permanent relocation to a Russian gulag.

  28. We understand, staring out of the window you’re going to fall from is scary.

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