‘Corn Sweat’ Is Real—And It’s Making This U.S. Heat Wave Miserable

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/humidity-from-corn-sweat-intensifies-extreme-heat-wave-in-midwest-u-s/

by Splenda

4 comments

  1. It’s actually the asparagus we really need to worry about.

  2. I knew we should’ve been worried about that new superman actor… /s

    (His name is David Corenswet which sounds kinda like corn sweat)

  3. Do solar modules sweat? Corn Ethanol has achieved net zero! You end up with Zero Net Energy and soil erosion for your troubles. And now, musty underpants?

  4. “AI will help us create a corn deodorant.”

    ~ tech bros

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