Literally every single one of my go-to italians gives me free bread lol
and I dont get shot
One thing I’ll give the Yanks, it’s that their portion sizes really are outrageous. Every time I’ve been there I’m shocked, although some states are bigger than others. Ordering food in Florida 1 portion is enough for 2 people, easily. Not good for the fatness though.
Every country has their shitty parts, our waiters aren’t living off their tips for example and our food isn’t cancerogenic to the same degree, pumped with growth hormones that are illegal over here. Our cities are walkable, you don’t go from AC->car->AC->car.
But I am actually surprised how many deaths we have due to heat stroke over here, it’s a bit embarrassing and we should really do something about it.
>In the WHO European Region, more than 175,000 deaths annually are attributed to heat, according to the World Health Organization (WHO).
WTF. In comparison;
>AI-översikt
In the U.S., heat-related deaths have been increasing, with approximately 1,600 to 2,300 deaths annually in recent years, according to JAMA
I don’t know why we are so scared of AC, it really is quite stupid.
As usual, most ‘murican savages just visited one or two countries… in Robmania is a default custom to provide free bread especially when you order a soup or a stew… Not even talking about Italy, Hungary or any other Balkan country where bread is somehow default
Good job Pedro/Maria. Keep ignoring them.
We don’t sweat through dinners, Americans sweat through European dinners. This is because contrary to Europeans, Americans on average weigh in at +200kg and therefore sweat all the time anyways.
You call that bread, colonial boy?
You are too fat, can’t hear you
I tip if I find the service appropriate.
Nothing goes against encouraging waiters to do a good service. Just don’t force me to
Suppose you can just say anything on Twitter these days. You gotta pay for the kind of exposure that gives you seven million views and only a piddlign handfull of interactions comparatively speaking.
Pierre gives you the bread for free. And i mean real bread
Billy fucking cuntion…
But at least we have real bread and don’t east sandwish slices in restaurants
If the bread ain’t free, you fell for a tourist trap.
This dudes face is straight up fucking hideous, matches his ability to think i guess
My house has AC, a dryer, and ice, am I a Savage?
This guy most likely has zero idea what actual bread tastes like
Except in Hans land. It’s not mandatory, but frowned upon if you don’t.
This morning I read about some guy who got mad at Disneyland for a $900+ breakfast bill, guess what?
I look at the bill and this apex yank left a ONE HUNDRED FUCKING FIFTY DOLLAR TIP!
What the fuck? You’re just asking for it at this point, I guess that was for the second course of meat riding or something
Please stay away
Not even the rudest Parisian waiter has ignored me for two hours, the AC is half a win but on the other hand why are people so fixated about bread??? I own a dryer and why are they so focused on bread? I’m not going to a restaurant because their bread is free.
And parents: Never give your kid an alliteration name unless you name your kid Billy Boyd.
And the bread is actual bread
r/ShitAmericansSay
>the waiter ignores you for 2 hours
Sounds like it’s better to be a waiter in Europe than in the USA, then.
Bread and water is free in every restaurant by law in France yank.
Love it how we are 3rd world yet our waiting staff don’t rely on handouts (tips) to survive ☕️🐸
I don’t think he knows what a third-world country is.
I love how everyone actually get work up by this lmao
They do tip in Germany though. The amount is normally 10%.
In France and the UK yes tips aren’t needed, because there is already a service charge at 10%. You round the bill up to the nearest euro or pound, or give up to 1€ or 50p maximum.
He’s right about the bread. How the fuck can a single piece of bread be so expensive. Its literally 1000% more expensive than at a grocery store. Explain that….
The bread might not be free, but at least it is real bread.
These people want to travel abroad but they want everything to be exactly like home..
Also, if these Americans have a 1 star budget, don’t expect a 5 star experience..
If you can’t find ice, water or AC.. clearly you’ve gone above and beyond to find the shittiest accommodation possible.
wait. You guys dont get bread for free in restaurants?
They seem to think the superior nordicks is like southern Europe and Portugal
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Virgin american vs Chad european weather
Literally every single one of my go-to italians gives me free bread lol
and I dont get shot
One thing I’ll give the Yanks, it’s that their portion sizes really are outrageous. Every time I’ve been there I’m shocked, although some states are bigger than others. Ordering food in Florida 1 portion is enough for 2 people, easily. Not good for the fatness though.
Every country has their shitty parts, our waiters aren’t living off their tips for example and our food isn’t cancerogenic to the same degree, pumped with growth hormones that are illegal over here. Our cities are walkable, you don’t go from AC->car->AC->car.
But I am actually surprised how many deaths we have due to heat stroke over here, it’s a bit embarrassing and we should really do something about it.
>In the WHO European Region, more than 175,000 deaths annually are attributed to heat, according to the World Health Organization (WHO).
WTF. In comparison;
>AI-översikt
In the U.S., heat-related deaths have been increasing, with approximately 1,600 to 2,300 deaths annually in recent years, according to JAMA
I don’t know why we are so scared of AC, it really is quite stupid.
As usual, most ‘murican savages just visited one or two countries… in Robmania is a default custom to provide free bread especially when you order a soup or a stew… Not even talking about Italy, Hungary or any other Balkan country where bread is somehow default
Good job Pedro/Maria. Keep ignoring them.
We don’t sweat through dinners, Americans sweat through European dinners. This is because contrary to Europeans, Americans on average weigh in at +200kg and therefore sweat all the time anyways.
You call that bread, colonial boy?
You are too fat, can’t hear you
I tip if I find the service appropriate.
Nothing goes against encouraging waiters to do a good service. Just don’t force me to
Suppose you can just say anything on Twitter these days. You gotta pay for the kind of exposure that gives you seven million views and only a piddlign handfull of interactions comparatively speaking.
Pierre gives you the bread for free. And i mean real bread
Billy fucking cuntion…
But at least we have real bread and don’t east sandwish slices in restaurants
If the bread ain’t free, you fell for a tourist trap.
This dudes face is straight up fucking hideous, matches his ability to think i guess
My house has AC, a dryer, and ice, am I a Savage?
This guy most likely has zero idea what actual bread tastes like
Except in Hans land. It’s not mandatory, but frowned upon if you don’t.
This morning I read about some guy who got mad at Disneyland for a $900+ breakfast bill, guess what?
I look at the bill and this apex yank left a ONE HUNDRED FUCKING FIFTY DOLLAR TIP!
What the fuck? You’re just asking for it at this point, I guess that was for the second course of meat riding or something
Please stay away
Not even the rudest Parisian waiter has ignored me for two hours, the AC is half a win but on the other hand why are people so fixated about bread??? I own a dryer and why are they so focused on bread? I’m not going to a restaurant because their bread is free.
And parents: Never give your kid an alliteration name unless you name your kid Billy Boyd.
And the bread is actual bread
r/ShitAmericansSay
>the waiter ignores you for 2 hours
Sounds like it’s better to be a waiter in Europe than in the USA, then.
Bread and water is free in every restaurant by law in France yank.
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Love it how we are 3rd world yet our waiting staff don’t rely on handouts (tips) to survive ☕️🐸
I don’t think he knows what a third-world country is.
I love how everyone actually get work up by this lmao
They do tip in Germany though. The amount is normally 10%.
In France and the UK yes tips aren’t needed, because there is already a service charge at 10%. You round the bill up to the nearest euro or pound, or give up to 1€ or 50p maximum.
He’s right about the bread. How the fuck can a single piece of bread be so expensive. Its literally 1000% more expensive than at a grocery store. Explain that….
The bread might not be free, but at least it is real bread.
These people want to travel abroad but they want everything to be exactly like home..
Also, if these Americans have a 1 star budget, don’t expect a 5 star experience..
If you can’t find ice, water or AC.. clearly you’ve gone above and beyond to find the shittiest accommodation possible.
wait. You guys dont get bread for free in restaurants?
They seem to think the superior nordicks is like southern Europe and Portugal
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