Master Splinter raised them right

by MoonMarisse

3 comments
  1. A meme about an American adolescent reptile who metamorphosised into a martial arts warrior, being one of the greatest Italian renaissance artists . . . .

    What’s this got to do with Britain?

  2. Michelangelo after doing 8 hours of sculpting and 1 hour of pizza meditation

  3. Michelangelo was so lucky to find all that wonderful statues in his blocks of marbles, I’ve sculpted three of them and only found “Try again, you’ll be lucky next time”
    Not my joke, I heard it on Italian television and translated it

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