Nadine Dorries attacks ‘lefty lynch mob’ over Channel 4 sale and says Thatcher wanted to privatise it

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  1. >Cabinet minister Nadine Dorries has lashed out at critics of the decision to privatise Channel 4 – saying the “lefty luvvie lynch mob” are obsessed with a personal vendetta against her.

    She be the character who keeps going down to the local police station to report those dark muscular creatures who look in through her open curtains every time she prepares to get ready to…

  2. Dorries is a totally irredeemable cunt. I imagine she still thinks C4 gets taxpayers money, I have met bricks with greater intellect and usefulness.

    Nadine, if you’re reading this, go fuck yourself.

  3. Well obviously if Thatcher wanted something doing, it *must* have been the right thing to do. She never introduced policies that had a detrimental impact on the country. Nope. Definitely not.

    It was before my time (in terms of being old enough to even begin to understand politics) but I’m sure twenty years ago Nadine wouldn’t have been a politician of enough calibre to be on the long-list for even the most junior of cabinet assistant roles. The way this country is going she’ll be deemed too highly qualified to be PM in the next twenty.

  4. Thatcher was also a huge fan of Jimmy Savile, Nadine. Huge. Now what does that suggest to you about the reliability of her judgement?

  5. …. Yeah, fuck those lefties.

    I’m going to sell this profit making entity to one of my right-wing donors or whoever bungs me the most money.

    Nadine 70% fiction Dorries

    Edit. Thatcher repeatedly rejected the idea to privatise Ch4. But, our Nadine having communed with the iron lady at midnight, under a red moon whilst sacrificing a transvestite, concluded that no means yes and will make the privatisation of Ch4 as big a success for the taxpayer as Brexit.

    ….. Cunt.

  6. Does modern British Conservatism consist of anything other than spewing alliterative buzzwords at their puce of hue supporters?

  7. Thatcher created Channel4 to help increase competition in public broadcasting. The result was the most representative and least bias news channel to ever exist. They say BBC is the jewel in the crown, I say we have three:

    Jon Snow. Cathie Newman. Krishnan Guru-Murthy.

    You know their names.

    Tories have gone too far with this. It’s time for a general election.

  8. What ever happened to polticians being eloquent and being able to use language in a professional manner? She sounds no better than a randim facebook auntie that reads the Daily Mail.

  9. Thatcher is also why most of the UK is stuck with shitty copper wires for their Internet. The country isn’t supposed to be the same as when Thatcher ruled, if Tories could stop trying to undo 30-40 years progress that would be nice.

  10. Oh, THATCHER wanted to privatise it? That’s alright then. Because Thatcher got so much fucking right let’s just ape her! Jeez.

  11. Wasn’t it put into legislation in 1980, and launched in 1982 under the Thatcher government?

    If she’d wanted it to be another private broadcaster she could have made ITV 2. But didn’t.

  12. If there were really such a thing as a “lefty lynch mob” then the streets would be littered with dead Tories almost immediately. They’re generally quite old and weak, so they really wouldn’t be that hard to asphyxiate, whether using a ligature or simply with your bare hands.

    Maybe they should be a bit more careful with their violent fantasies?

  13. Yeah….and? Thatcher’s policies are why several million people are choosing between being warm or eating.
    It’s why thousands of families were turfed on to the dole.
    It’s why the likes of the Daily Fail rapidly go on about “migrants” being paid to live in “mansions” because she sold off all the social housing (they always seem to omit that part though, oddly)

    She also harboured known vicious dictators and was friends with a predatory paedophile.

    This is who you are aspiring to be? Speaks volumes.

    Dorres…it’s about time you realised that you’re out of your depth. In fact, you’d be that way in a cup of water.

    Now fuck off, and take the rest of your greedy, disgusting colleagues with you.

    Disgusting.

  14. Still don’t understand how someone who’d never written a book before got a £1m advance from a publishers.

    And how the first book was a digital bestseller yet sold virtually no physical copies.

    Anyway, I’m going back to watching *Breaking Bad*. I’m up to the bit where Skylar is laundering money through the car wash they bought.

  15. Were our representatives this blatant in their incompetence back in the days of John major? Is this a new development.

  16. Did you need any further proof that this is a cynical ploy against Channel 4 all because they actually do the job of holding the Tories to account? Here it is.

  17. Who goes to the polls and thinks…you know what I’ll vote for Nadine Dorries.

    I remember when she said MPs were suicide risks for having to justify their expenses.

  18. This woman is so moronically ignorant she probably needs to be retrained to do her job every Monday after a weekend.

    Absolutely nailed on all her login passwords are “password123”.

    She’s that fucking dense, if she got locked in a supermarket she’d starve to death.

    A belligerently stupid and dangerous individual. Absolute weapons-grade bell-end.

  19. Ah, the ol’ “The left are attacking me” tactic. Thatcher wouldn’t have resorted to such a pathetic remark. She would have just done it. Dorries seems to be the type of person that immedately cries victim if you criticise her.

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