When your date turns out to be… Italian

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1. American humour. Jij doet niet meer mee.

2. Petite-alian

3. Dr. House didn’t mind her size. He went for a spin.

4. Most original and less used dutch joke

5. I’ve thought about it and I’d definitely fuck that child.

   Midget. Shit I meant midget, not child. Sorry it just came out.

6. True story. There has never been a more Italian name than Horowitz.

   edit: I would!

7. Denny Crane

8. Isn’t she supposed to have half the family tagging along? Plus uncle Giuseppe for some reason.

9. Horowitz, typical pasta eater surname

10. I went on a few dates with a southern italian girl, she’s 1,50m I’m 1,85m and it was so weird having to bow in order to be able to kiss her on the cheeks lol

11. 

12. Would take for a spin.

13. Donna nana

    Tutta tana

14. https://preview.redd.it/eb1py7n4dzef1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d1627517d42830fb22f0f7ffa6ac6ae31b460c

15. “Nella botte piccola c’è vino buono”

16. Instead of saying: what if we made little midgets together

    He should have said: Damn girl!! That’s a whole lotta woman wrapped up in such a small package.

17. Cute, bossy and annoying. The human equivalent of a chihuahua.

18. William Shatner? Why isn’t he commanding a space ship?

19. WOUL… Excuse me: ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ

20. lmao what show is this

21. Daaang, that old show. Never really watched it but somehow I remember Denny Crane. Shatner, outlived Ozzy and Hulk Hogan, what a legend

22. What is captain James T Kirk of the uss enterprise doing?

23. Lamine Yamal’s bday party is getting out of hand

24. She called Demi?
    Meaning half

25. Least horny Dutch

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