To this day, Italians try to imitate Jesus by waving their hands while speaking to turn water into wine at their meals.
Holy cope
if i pretend i didn’t notice what sub this was,
1. no
2. he would have at best been ROMAN, Italia was still a specific geographic location. But Roman citizenship was not something that you got just by being born in the roman empire. You either were born from a citizen, or you could buy the citizenship, or you could earn it by fighting.
i’m all for making fun of of inferior foreign culture, but please you do not fuck with the roman empire.
Apparently, the guy that pierced him was from Calabria.
Huh, so every Indian and Nigerian above a certain age is British.
Also, funny. I assumed he was going to say that the narrative he was born in Bethlehem was retconned/shoehorned in to satisfy the prophecy, with an extremely contrived and implausible story of a census based on ancestral origin – unattested by the quite detailed Romans – with Joseph choosing to go back a somehow weirdly well-recorded millennium of family history…. when every other inconvenient indication is that he was just a Galilean, like so many other claimed Messiahs of the time. The Gospel doth protest too much, etc.
Jesús is Italian.
Jesus was stateless
Trying to argue that a person from over 2000 years who was born on a piece of land that exchanged hands a hundred times since belongs to your people is dumb.
Uff so now we are here, the Gazaoids claiming Jesus was an Arab?
Nah, Jesus was clearly born on the 4th July 1776 in the United States of America. Anything before that is clearly irrelevant. What is this Palestine thing and can I eat it?
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To this day, Italians try to imitate Jesus by waving their hands while speaking to turn water into wine at their meals.
Holy cope
if i pretend i didn’t notice what sub this was,
1. no
2. he would have at best been ROMAN, Italia was still a specific geographic location. But Roman citizenship was not something that you got just by being born in the roman empire. You either were born from a citizen, or you could buy the citizenship, or you could earn it by fighting.
i’m all for making fun of of inferior foreign culture, but please you do not fuck with the roman empire.
Mind is blown. The evidence is undeniable
https://preview.redd.it/but80nn52jff1.jpeg?width=2182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319ec1ad10eb3da587ae23512736f6d4107568f7
Okay, I have to say it: ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!
It was Brian that was a Roman!
Hey Roman let’s go bowling
Apparently, the guy that pierced him was from Calabria.
Huh, so every Indian and Nigerian above a certain age is British.
Also, funny. I assumed he was going to say that the narrative he was born in Bethlehem was retconned/shoehorned in to satisfy the prophecy, with an extremely contrived and implausible story of a census based on ancestral origin – unattested by the quite detailed Romans – with Joseph choosing to go back a somehow weirdly well-recorded millennium of family history…. when every other inconvenient indication is that he was just a Galilean, like so many other claimed Messiahs of the time. The Gospel doth protest too much, etc.
Jesús is Italian.
Jesus was stateless
Trying to argue that a person from over 2000 years who was born on a piece of land that exchanged hands a hundred times since belongs to your people is dumb.
Uff so now we are here, the Gazaoids claiming Jesus was an Arab?
Nah, Jesus was clearly born on the 4th July 1776 in the United States of America. Anything before that is clearly irrelevant. What is this Palestine thing and can I eat it?
https://preview.redd.it/yvszyp8a6kff1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b46e7b3e25ab72c58d388689ef6e06e3fdee56e
Its a me, Jesus!
So Jesus was black?
So that makes him ~~Roman~~ German then? Romans never heard about Italy, but the HRE would like a word.
Gaza huh? I suppose he’s still welcome in France.
Italy was founded in the 1860s if Jesus was Italian then so is Barry.
So he’s a turk?
Yup INRI = Iesus Nazarenus Rex Italicus
I’m sending this to my ‘we Christians from Kerala were converted by the apostle Thomas before Europe even knew anything about it’ partner. 😂
I’m not Christian myself. I *am* Italian, though, and this will burn his arse. 😂
Edit: yes I know it’s not real
Nazi cope. XD
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