The future is bleak

by finkyleon

30 comments
  1. I bet they still watch tractor porn in parliament.

  2. There’s a great book on this exact topic, it’s called Bootleg by Alex Shearer

  3. Politicians doing coke at party but you need to provide ID to bash one out online now.

    Wont be long until its considered harmful to view anti labour content online.

  4. – Why are you sitting?

    – I ate a Kit-Kat on the street

  5. Lot of porn fans here, why not buy a mag like in the good old days? Or find one discarded under a bush?

  6. Since when can you go into a store a buy a porn DVD or magazine without having to be over 18? You also don’t need to watch porn on the Internet either..just use your imagination if you feel too prudish to verify yourself. This isn’t a public health issue, or some outlandish censorship.. it’s pornography, you know people fuckin’.

  7. Have you tried, you know, going to the cornershop or are you all not tall enough to reach?

  8. Honestly, the first person in the country that used the phrase “wanking licence” needs a banter of the year award. 

    Tragic as it is, I’ll not stop smiling at the idea they’ll start sending threatening letters around warning that inspectors might be coming round to check you’re not using a VPN to have a sneaky shuffle.

  9. Write to your MPs. Even one person reading this doing it would be twice as good as nobody

  10. Tbf, there is a huge amount of fat little turds about these days.

  11. *Licence. But sadly it does feel like it might be our future!

  12. Never mind the children, you’ll get melted chocolate all over your hands holding it like that.

  13. They’re blocking a load of sub reddits that are anti Israel.

    The real issue is censorship not porn or protecting kids.

    It’s out and out squashing of your rights and is illegal imo.

    It’s overreach of government powers that will be used to prevent dissent and monitor anyone who tries.

    This should be bring about protests and riots in the streets, don’t let them make you out to be a pervert. It’s distractions.

    The same crap happened with terror laws that took away freedoms and right to fair trial and much more.

    Don’t let them do it.

  14. I’d like to say they’re joking but this is the people who, according to the reading of companies like BlueSky, just made it illegal to give your kids any method of communicating with you when they’re out.

  15. I’ve just had a weird flashback….wasn’t there a TV show about chocolate being made illegal?

  16. I’ve pretended to read a novel about this

    Literally 1994

  17. They will push it so far that they will end up with zero control over it, it’s exciting.

  18. Replace chocolate with the Conservative Manifesto and a ballot card marked Lib Dem

  19. Growing up I thought the future would be like Star Trek. How wrong I was!

  20. Yeah but Farage is pro chocolate so it’s a good thing

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