Get all of them. Bang Bang Spicy Thai are my favourite but if they’re not available try all the flavours that are and report back.
Of course, what you really need is a big bar of chocolate. Thanks to the generous helping of the “secret ingredient” (fecking MSG), eating anything with Tayto tastes awesome. Chocolate and pickled gherkins are a personal favourite, but not both at the same time. Let’s keep things civilised 😉
Open them all, mix them and play tayto roulette
I’d start with beef, then cheese and onion, saving spring onion for last as a pallet cleanser
Definitely cheese an onion its the daddy lol 😁
Have they got rid of smokey bacon already that was actually my favourite. Be a shame if its gone already.
Cheese and Onion is the one I think most people think off though.
Northern tayto is muck.
Going back to student days Tayto cheese and onion in Heinz tomato soup is god tier
Shame they must have been out of the superior Pickled Onion! 💜
Out of those 3, my votes for the Spring Onion.
Beef and onion the best one. easily
Just had a big feed in blinkers so I’ve time to give it serious attention.
Eat the beef and onion and spring onion now and save the cheese and onion for a crisp sandwich.
Spring onion for starters 💯
You *know* you’re doing the Spring Onion first. You know it.
Fuck em all in a buttered bap. Eat
I’m sorry; eat
Spring onion all day long, if you see smokey bacon get them to.
A crisp sandwich and eat the rest
Eat all the ones with onion in the flavour
Tell yourself you are only going to have the one, and start with the sprunion as they are the tastiest.
Then, now that the demons have set in and you have to pay the tayto troll toll, eat the C&O. And tell yourself you had to try them as they are classic.
Finally, continue to lie to yourself and tear into the B&O as “you’re doing everyone a favour as nobody even likes these”.
And before you ask, no I do not have any unresolved crisp traumas in my life and I am a perfectly rational human being.
2,3,4 in order.
Green, yellow, brown
Get some of the Wuster sauce Tayto. Cup of tea, dark chocolate and Wuster crisps. Ambrosia.
Big bowl and all three bags opened up. Sprinkle in a bag of Dairy Milk Buttons, mix them all together and tuck in
You really need a slice of white bread with thick butter to go with them cheese and onion ones
A year ago I would have started with Spring onion then beef and save the god tier cheese and onion to last and maybe even go big with a sandwich but they changed the flavour and they lost god tier status for me so I’d switch the order to cheese and onion first then beef and spring onion last.
beef & onion are god tier !
Personally, I don’t understand the brown and green bags. Why would anyone buy anything other than the cheese and onion….
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Eat them all
Worcester sauce
Get all of them. Bang Bang Spicy Thai are my favourite but if they’re not available try all the flavours that are and report back.
Of course, what you really need is a big bar of chocolate. Thanks to the generous helping of the “secret ingredient” (fecking MSG), eating anything with Tayto tastes awesome. Chocolate and pickled gherkins are a personal favourite, but not both at the same time. Let’s keep things civilised 😉
Open them all, mix them and play tayto roulette
I’d start with beef, then cheese and onion, saving spring onion for last as a pallet cleanser
Definitely cheese an onion its the daddy lol 😁
Have they got rid of smokey bacon already that was actually my favourite. Be a shame if its gone already.
Cheese and Onion is the one I think most people think off though.
Northern tayto is muck.
Going back to student days Tayto cheese and onion in Heinz tomato soup is god tier
Shame they must have been out of the superior Pickled Onion! 💜
Out of those 3, my votes for the Spring Onion.
Beef and onion the best one. easily
Just had a big feed in blinkers so I’ve time to give it serious attention.
Eat the beef and onion and spring onion now and save the cheese and onion for a crisp sandwich.
Spring onion for starters 💯
You *know* you’re doing the Spring Onion first. You know it.
Fuck em all in a buttered bap. Eat
I’m sorry; eat
Spring onion all day long, if you see smokey bacon get them to.
A crisp sandwich and eat the rest
Eat all the ones with onion in the flavour
Tell yourself you are only going to have the one, and start with the sprunion as they are the tastiest.
Then, now that the demons have set in and you have to pay the tayto troll toll, eat the C&O. And tell yourself you had to try them as they are classic.
Finally, continue to lie to yourself and tear into the B&O as “you’re doing everyone a favour as nobody even likes these”.
And before you ask, no I do not have any unresolved crisp traumas in my life and I am a perfectly rational human being.
2,3,4 in order.
Green, yellow, brown
Get some of the Wuster sauce Tayto. Cup of tea, dark chocolate and Wuster crisps. Ambrosia.
Big bowl and all three bags opened up. Sprinkle in a bag of Dairy Milk Buttons, mix them all together and tuck in
You really need a slice of white bread with thick butter to go with them cheese and onion ones
A year ago I would have started with Spring onion then beef and save the god tier cheese and onion to last and maybe even go big with a sandwich but they changed the flavour and they lost god tier status for me so I’d switch the order to cheese and onion first then beef and spring onion last.
beef & onion are god tier !
Personally, I don’t understand the brown and green bags. Why would anyone buy anything other than the cheese and onion….
It’s time for a bit of Onionmaxxing
No prawn? Thats a let down.
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