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by Datasmember

42 comments
  1. He spent all those years working out how to get over the fence at the airport. This is his achievement, a selfie in front of someone’s plane.

  2. For all of the silence, no one watching or applauding he’s certainly trying to make up for it now lol.
    Can someone be quietly successful? 🤔

  3. So he just rented an aircraft from EXXAERO and thats this big success?

  4. Think he just rented that for the day to take the picture? 😂😂

    Been a while since I’d heard of him and thought he’d finally gone away

  5. Surprised he hasn’t shaved his head yet to be honest, like there’s almost nothing left looks like he covered his head in pvc and rolled around on the hairdressers floor.

  6. What does this fella actually do, apart social media opportunism?

  7. Having worked for a billionaire: it’s interesting how they really don’t want people knowing/seeing their wealth (they do also rent the planes, but normally from themselves via a web of lies).

  8. Ran into the permatan turkey toothed wannabe a few weeks ago in Boots Donegal place, surprised at how short he was. Also had parked outside in the disabled spot without a badge – cunt status confirmed. Hard to miss his Matt black lambo. 

    I see he is posting fitness transformations on his Instagram.

  9. What do I see ? A sad fuck in front of a plane with shit hair and turkey teeth? Hmmm

  10. That’ll probably be a rental his mate Michael Cobain (actual rich person) is using and let him take a photo 

  11. I’m amused by folk who define success by the length of a pound note or what type of fuel they use to travel. It’s not a standard to live by, but they act like it is. They live in their heads 24-7 and suffer from a mania that can’t be cured, only appeased with more material things.

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  12. I absolutely love that my first reaction was to look up that plane and see if it’s a rental service or even if it’s flying but I didn’t have to because about 5 other people on here have done it already.

    God I hate this scamming dipshit. Taking dodgy money from the boyos to buy some apartments so they can launder cash through your business does not make you a business man, it makes you a front to criminal activity.

  13. *”Sir can you please board the plane, pictures are discouraged while boarding your flight, as there are lots of people to board this plane to Tenerife”*

  14. You know you’ve made it when youre taking a photo beside the magical private jet of personal riches.

  15. Sat next to this guy on an Aerlingus flight to Manchester, in which he uploaded a pic to his socials of a private airport terminal… full of crap

  16. There’s a company called Wingly which allows you to book sightseeing tours or flying lessons and you arrive and meet the pilot and go up in their plane. Mostly small aircraft but jot beyonds the realms of possibility for someone to have a small jet like this. .

    I don’t know who Tom Smyth thinks he’s fooling posing in front of someone else’s jet ha ha

  17. A lot of people saying his posts look like they’re written by Chat GPT and AI. But to be fair if you look back over the years at stories and videos posted by him (and other attention-seeking “success” story influencers) they are all written the same way and long before AI took off. If anything, AI was invented then refined by shovelling in to it the likes of this predictably generic dross. Being able to say 100 things without saying anything at all. AI owes guys like this everything – that’s how inspiring he really is, folks.

  18. Just some quick numbers for you.
    It costs about 9200 to rent that plane, to fly to Dublin from Belfast. If I were worth 10 grand and wanted to look like I was worth millions – I could that too, I got some credit cards I could load up.

  19. My dad goes to the same gym as him, sounds like a right knobhead

  20. Maybe he’s just stocking the mini bar 🤷🏼‍♂️

  21. “This didn’t just happen overnight.” We know, Tom – you have been going bald for quite some time now….

  22. Dammit, I could have outdone him.

    I was beside a Lockheed C-5 Galaxy last week, I should have done a selfie and pretended it was mine.

  23. ‘This didn’t happen overnight’..no it didn’t,you have to default on loans,then obtain property through mortgage fraud, tax evasion and money laundering,then hand over 19 houses bought with proceeds of crime…

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