You wouldn’t steal a Keith

by sp2861

8 comments
  1. We need to fight the government!

    Instead of rioting over immigration and migrants, WE SHOULD BE TAKING A STAND AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT AND DEMAND THEM TO REPEAL THIS VILE LAW THAT NOONE ASKED FOR!

    WAKE UP BRITAIN!

  2. It’s 2025…Starmers Britain… Starmtroopers going house to house. Breaking down doors. Checking Citizens aren’t wanking without a licence.

  3. How…how would you even steal a wank? Do I want to know?

  4. As Rose DeWitt Bukater once said.

    *Do not presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don’t know me.*

  5. Breaking news: Cinemas will now have to ID anyone trying to watch an 18+ movie. Cinemas which fail to ID could be subject to fines and sanctions.

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