Oi Oi you got a wanking license?

by FunIcy6154

17 comments
  1. ‘ello ello ello, this wank will require a license, an ID, aaaaand could you sign right here, and verify with your cockprint too”

  2. Remember when Starmer got butt hurt when the public called and joked about him being boring?
    If these memes were posted outside of Reddit, I’m sure Starmer’s grievances will be in the news in no time.

    Is it petty? Maybe.
    Will change anything? Probably not.
    Would it be funny? Yes.

  3. Politicians are all such hypocrites I can guarantee with no knowledge of this that they have devices that are exempt from this.

    No way they are putting their own details into the hub for the inevitable leak.

  4. Adults can figure out a VPN. Many eight year olds will struggle.

    I fail to see the backlash around this. It’s an easily circumvented law that genuinely will help curious kids being mind fucked by the darker genres of “adult entertainment.”

  5. This patter is drier than a camel’s toenail now, stop it.

  6. Dear Prime minister.

    Please can I have a wank on Tuesday?

    Thank you
    Dave from Hull.

  7. Yeah we know, the VPN industry is doing good work too. They *can’t* blanket ban VPNs as the remote work economy is utterly dependent upon them.

  8. I thought it was the previous government that brought this in. It’s just reached the implementation phase now since companies needed to comply. So why is it Starmer in the meme?

  9. Children cannot consent to sex though. You’re okay with children viewing that content? The implementation of the law might be clumsy but it’s worth remembering that’s what it’s for. Over 18s can continue to wank themselves silly

  10. People just need to save a picture of Starmer and if they are asked to validate their presence on some dodgy website, use that picture. I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

    Beyond, “Welcome back, Sir Keir.”

  11. Didn’t this legislation go through in 2023? Should it not be Sunak on there?

  12. There age restricting Spotify now. I hate this stupid country.

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