Brits hat this trick (they came to do the exact same thing 5 minutes late)
This is so pathetic and depressing. Paying thousands for a holiday to wake up early just so you have a nice place at the pool? I’d rather stick a fork in my eyeball.
Barry became what he colonised ( india )
Whats the point to fly somewhere to hang at a pool anyway?
is this the brit vs germs battle royale people been talking about?
Such a fucking waste of carbon emissions to fly all these idiots over there to lay next to a fucking pool for 2 weeks.
I have never visited places like these before so I have to ask.
What prevents people just taking those seats if nobody is sitting/lying in them? Even when someone has put a towel on it and reserving it. Like do the hotel fine you or do you just get told that you’re not supposed to do that in broken english?
I thought this was an active shooter or people running away from a tsunami.
Seeing this first thing in the morning has given me a smile, at least I’m going to work and not paying to be in the same place as these losers.
So glad I paid a little extra to go in a place where they have a simple rule, that makes that there are always lots of space available around the pool…
08:00? Pathetic. Hans would have set his towel no later than 06:00.
Need to get that front row seat for the Balconing olympics
I recently went to a swanky resort with bed allocation, absolute game changer.
Didn’t stop a group of Russians nicking my bed, mind. Something something occupation.
Being on time to be able to run to secure a spot.
Looks relaxing.
If you pour oil on the floor, this run can be sold as a show for balcony viewers
Great technique from young Hans or Barry Junior lying down to occupy even more
Shittiest holidays ever:
Britain’s learned from the best. 🇬🇧🫱🏾🫲🏻🇩🇪
The first cerveza was ordered 0.1 seconds after this clip
815, all towels are in the pool
This is why i dont travel to these kind of places
Top tip, just jump from the balcony to the sunbed and beat the rush!
If people do this and then leave, just move their towels and take their seat. Who gives a shit.
It’s so stupid. Every time I’ve been at this type of hotel, we’ve just got up when we felt like, taken our time and enjoyed the breakfast and then maybe had a look to see if there are any beds, most times there were beds available, but if not then okay we’ll do something else.
My point is that you’re on holiday to relax and recharge your batteries, not to faff around like a stressed headless chicken.
Honestly, I just find this sad.
You can sit next to a pool pretty much anywhere, when I go on holiday I want to see everything outside of the resort.
wow this is so fucking dumb
Never understood the *lure* these places have to bring in these people? Like youre at someplace warm and you choose the courtyard pool?
Cheap holidays attract cheap people, it’s no surprise. I wouldn’t set foot in a place like that even if someone paid me. The whole atmosphere reeks of human failure. Basically, it’s quite cozy to chill a bit at a NICE pool. No sand and no salt water, the room is in short range. Waiter brings drinks and snacks directly to the lounger when you ring the bell. In good hotels, each room has its assigned sunbed and even the sunbeds there have more order and class than the average guest at one of those budget resorts.
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Brits hat this trick (they came to do the exact same thing 5 minutes late)
This is so pathetic and depressing. Paying thousands for a holiday to wake up early just so you have a nice place at the pool? I’d rather stick a fork in my eyeball.
Barry became what he colonised ( india )
Whats the point to fly somewhere to hang at a pool anyway?
is this the brit vs germs battle royale people been talking about?
Such a fucking waste of carbon emissions to fly all these idiots over there to lay next to a fucking pool for 2 weeks.
I have never visited places like these before so I have to ask.
What prevents people just taking those seats if nobody is sitting/lying in them? Even when someone has put a towel on it and reserving it. Like do the hotel fine you or do you just get told that you’re not supposed to do that in broken english?
I thought this was an active shooter or people running away from a tsunami.
Seeing this first thing in the morning has given me a smile, at least I’m going to work and not paying to be in the same place as these losers.
So glad I paid a little extra to go in a place where they have a simple rule, that makes that there are always lots of space available around the pool…
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08:00? Pathetic. Hans would have set his towel no later than 06:00.
Need to get that front row seat for the Balconing olympics
I recently went to a swanky resort with bed allocation, absolute game changer.
Didn’t stop a group of Russians nicking my bed, mind. Something something occupation.
Being on time to be able to run to secure a spot.
Looks relaxing.
If you pour oil on the floor, this run can be sold as a show for balcony viewers
Great technique from young Hans or Barry Junior lying down to occupy even more
Shittiest holidays ever:
Britain’s learned from the best. 🇬🇧🫱🏾🫲🏻🇩🇪
The first cerveza was ordered 0.1 seconds after this clip
815, all towels are in the pool
This is why i dont travel to these kind of places
Top tip, just jump from the balcony to the sunbed and beat the rush!
If people do this and then leave, just move their towels and take their seat. Who gives a shit.
It’s so stupid. Every time I’ve been at this type of hotel, we’ve just got up when we felt like, taken our time and enjoyed the breakfast and then maybe had a look to see if there are any beds, most times there were beds available, but if not then okay we’ll do something else.
My point is that you’re on holiday to relax and recharge your batteries, not to faff around like a stressed headless chicken.
Honestly, I just find this sad.
You can sit next to a pool pretty much anywhere, when I go on holiday I want to see everything outside of the resort.
wow this is so fucking dumb
Never understood the *lure* these places have to bring in these people? Like youre at someplace warm and you choose the courtyard pool?
Cheap holidays attract cheap people, it’s no surprise. I wouldn’t set foot in a place like that even if someone paid me. The whole atmosphere reeks of human failure. Basically, it’s quite cozy to chill a bit at a NICE pool. No sand and no salt water, the room is in short range. Waiter brings drinks and snacks directly to the lounger when you ring the bell. In good hotels, each room has its assigned sunbed and even the sunbeds there have more order and class than the average guest at one of those budget resorts.
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