Old picture, they were more developed.

Kids if you're reading this WAIT TIL I GET YER shakes walking stick

by drivingagermanwhip

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  5. I know a couple hobbits that would like to know where do you live… 😄

  7. If they’re as sour as I remember them from when I was a wean, they’ll be stealing bogroll next.

  9. can’t even do a bit of scrumping in this economy smh

  10. Im glad I live jn the middle of nowhere so I dont have to worry about this 😅

  12. My dad planted various things, including a banana tree. When it started bearing fruit they were bananas for ants – fully formed and perfect but the size of a child’s pinky

    The neglected neighbor kid always raided that little tree, but you couldn’t really be mad at that

    I used to steal lemons from people’s yards when I was in high school. Ate them like oranges :p

  15. i scrumped an apple yesterday, im 30, felt like a naughty kid though…

  16. Could’ve done with a No Scrumping sign. That would have stopped them.

  20. I have a cherry tree out front and I get kids AND adults pinching some as they go by. I had to go out and collect a box-full myself before they were all gone!

    Sometimes, the polite ones will knock on the door and ask if they can have some, and I say, “GET OFF MAH LAND YA WIPPER SNAPPERS” and chase them with a broom! Jk I say of course fill your boots!

  21. I had a DPD driver pull up outside my house, pull a few plums of the tree, then hop back in and drove off munching on them! Didn’t mind too much, though he wasn’t even delivering to us!

  22. Apples always taste best when scrumped. It is known.

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