That’s the look you give when you realize that big fucking rail you just hammered is half baby laxative.
When you do a line in the bathroom and your friends snap a pic after you get back:
What is wrong with this dude’s eyes. Its like I know there is something off but cant put a finger on it. Its almost like he has two glass eyes.
*His* right eye looks surprised, shocked, worried…while his left is just…tired.
Why do all of his photos look like he just walked in on his parents having sex?
He must be like why don’t I get an aeroplane.
I have a feeling that his net worth should have increased multiple folds since joining the office.
“Penis goes where?”
His boss is the president of the United States, Donald J Trump. Serial child, molester rapist, and all around predator of the poor, unions, the sick and infirm.
The look you get when you realize, oops that was a wet one!
He can stand in the middle of the week and see both Sundays.
This is like Jackie Daytona and the toothpick. My guy should have kept his glasses on. Now we all know he’s the villain from Toonville
🎶I’m Popeye The Pedo Man, toot, toot!”🎶
Talks when he is trying to dock with Trumps shroom.
This fucking guy with the meth
One day Trump is going to burn and all I ask is a front row seat with a bucket of popcorn
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The “Honest, I didn’t see this coming”, look
Imagine this guy on day one, “yeah we are going to get these pedos”, then imagine him on day two. “Oh shit…”.
Trump is so much in the files Kash gotta look two directions at once.
Mr “I know my own lane and will stay in it” Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
Kash Patel’s resting face is the same face my brother made after being severely concussed in a bike accident.
The look you get when you stick your dick in a light socket
The current king of “that wasn’t a fart” face.
who the fuck would look at this guy and say ‘Yup! He’s the one for the job!”
The look when you trusted a fart you shouldn’t have
Hey leave him alone. He suffers from a bad case of atchaforya.
One eye looking atcha, the other looking forya.
The look you get when your IQ is lower than a rutabaga’s, yet you are appointed to an important job by someone with an equally low IQ.
Dude probably knows he’s going down in history as a piece of shit. And he’s like “aww man ok picture time… just remember that paycheck”
God. His God is all over the files.
https://preview.redd.it/pkblngz058gf1.jpeg?width=1592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9288f32d17e0668f84f1b05fa23b3a17f0853e0
That’s the look you give when you realize that big fucking rail you just hammered is half baby laxative.
When you do a line in the bathroom and your friends snap a pic after you get back:
What is wrong with this dude’s eyes. Its like I know there is something off but cant put a finger on it. Its almost like he has two glass eyes.
*His* right eye looks surprised, shocked, worried…while his left is just…tired.
Why do all of his photos look like he just walked in on his parents having sex?
He must be like why don’t I get an aeroplane.
I have a feeling that his net worth should have increased multiple folds since joining the office.
“Penis goes where?”
His boss is the president of the United States, Donald J Trump. Serial child, molester rapist, and all around predator of the poor, unions, the sick and infirm.
The look you get when you realize, oops that was a wet one!
He can stand in the middle of the week and see both Sundays.
This is like Jackie Daytona and the toothpick. My guy should have kept his glasses on. Now we all know he’s the villain from Toonville
🎶I’m Popeye The Pedo Man, toot, toot!”🎶
Talks when he is trying to dock with Trumps shroom.
This fucking guy with the meth
One day Trump is going to burn and all I ask is a front row seat with a bucket of popcorn
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