Ms Strum seemed to have alot more to say about the top girls name
Genuinly surprised, that Freya is a thing on the island
Wenn deine Mutter wüsste, Olivia…
The elephant keeps getting bigger but there will always be a way around.
How about all you fragile brits start calling your firstborn barry. I wonder what effect that would have
Englistan
It’s because the Muslims are always adding Mohammed as a first or middle name, while the Brits are more spread out. The total number of births for all the English names combined outnumber the Muhammeds
What I can deduce is that Swedes don’t give their women names at birth. So how do they address them?
Muhammad, 63 (weeks)
Call for help and we can make João and Maria number 1. As a payment just leave Algarve alone.
Is it Freya because of all the Danish sperm donors?
Archie lol poor kids
Theodore is thought name on 2025
Imagine 100 boys being born, 6 of them to Muslim families (the Muslim population is about 6% in the UK). Out of those 6 boys, five get named Muhammad because Islamic culture basically names almost everyone that. The other 95 boys all get different, unique names because people in the West like having names that are less normal (see r/tragedeigh).
Now here’s your headline: “Study shows Muhammad is 5x more popular than the 2nd most popular name in the UK”
It’s factually correct, but incredibly misleading.
tbf, this is not due to a sudden explosion in Muslim children, but more that Muslims tend to be singularly unimaginative when it comes to their firstborn son. It’s like how all PIGS girls are named Maria.
Kid named weakest bait post imaginable on r/2we4u
> Mohammed (the most used name worldwide) first
> “Parents want more unique names”
doubt.png
Archie Gemmill !!
Remember when they were calling it a conspiracy theory because they used 3 different spellings? Well well, here we are now!
My first name used to be unique 🙁
Poppy ?
imagine your son not being allowed to draw himself
Muhammad el-Barry
Salam Alaikum my new little geezers.
Where is Jesus
SJ Strum seems like a terrible person. Just from these few lines. What a prick. Also what the fuck is a baby expert.
The problem is Muslims almost exclusively name their male kids Muhammad.
Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Hindu and Sikh parents have some level of creativity.
‘More unique names’ > muhammed, the most common name in the fucking world…
Where’s Bort?
Another wave of Oliver’s
How come this doesn’t happen on the girl’s side? Are they only having boys?
About 90% of Pakistani and bengali men are called Muhammad tbf. Really need to get more creative.
Mo ‘hammads mo’ problems innit?
Shocked by Florence, honestly.
“Parents want more unique names”
Tbf they basically only have that one male name
“I’ll have you know what Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth!”- Fogel, Superbad
Virgin Barry: names children with varied, cool names
Chad “equally british barry”: names boy after that one guy
This guy
Aren’t they all Muhamads? Sons of that one, i don’t remember
For a second I thought it was “André” and “James”
Wheres Barry and Susan? where’s the tradition?
So migrants are only having boys,?
Imagine naming your child after a child sex offender
Barry not in the top ten?! ☹️
tho they dobt have girls ?
Inshallah every male on earth will one day be called Muhammad
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Ms Strum seemed to have alot more to say about the top girls name
Genuinly surprised, that Freya is a thing on the island
Wenn deine Mutter wüsste, Olivia…
The elephant keeps getting bigger but there will always be a way around.
How about all you fragile brits start calling your firstborn barry. I wonder what effect that would have
Englistan
It’s because the Muslims are always adding Mohammed as a first or middle name, while the Brits are more spread out. The total number of births for all the English names combined outnumber the Muhammeds
What I can deduce is that Swedes don’t give their women names at birth. So how do they address them?
Muhammad, 63 (weeks)
Call for help and we can make João and Maria number 1. As a payment just leave Algarve alone.
Is it Freya because of all the Danish sperm donors?
Archie lol poor kids
Theodore is thought name on 2025
Imagine 100 boys being born, 6 of them to Muslim families (the Muslim population is about 6% in the UK). Out of those 6 boys, five get named Muhammad because Islamic culture basically names almost everyone that. The other 95 boys all get different, unique names because people in the West like having names that are less normal (see r/tragedeigh).
Now here’s your headline: “Study shows Muhammad is 5x more popular than the 2nd most popular name in the UK”
It’s factually correct, but incredibly misleading.
tbf, this is not due to a sudden explosion in Muslim children, but more that Muslims tend to be singularly unimaginative when it comes to their firstborn son. It’s like how all PIGS girls are named Maria.
Kid named weakest bait post imaginable on r/2we4u
> Mohammed (the most used name worldwide) first
> “Parents want more unique names”
doubt.png
Archie Gemmill !!
Remember when they were calling it a conspiracy theory because they used 3 different spellings? Well well, here we are now!
My first name used to be unique 🙁
Poppy ?
imagine your son not being allowed to draw himself
Muhammad el-Barry
Salam Alaikum my new little geezers.
Where is Jesus
SJ Strum seems like a terrible person. Just from these few lines. What a prick. Also what the fuck is a baby expert.
The problem is Muslims almost exclusively name their male kids Muhammad.
Atheist, Christian, Buddhist, Hindu and Sikh parents have some level of creativity.
‘More unique names’ > muhammed, the most common name in the fucking world…
Where’s Bort?
Another wave of Oliver’s
How come this doesn’t happen on the girl’s side? Are they only having boys?
About 90% of Pakistani and bengali men are called Muhammad tbf. Really need to get more creative.
Mo ‘hammads mo’ problems innit?
Shocked by Florence, honestly.
“Parents want more unique names”
Tbf they basically only have that one male name
“I’ll have you know what Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth!”- Fogel, Superbad
Virgin Barry: names children with varied, cool names
Chad “equally british barry”: names boy after that one guy
This guy
Aren’t they all Muhamads? Sons of that one, i don’t remember
For a second I thought it was “André” and “James”
Wheres Barry and Susan? where’s the tradition?
So migrants are only having boys,?
Imagine naming your child after a child sex offender
Barry not in the top ten?! ☹️
tho they dobt have girls ?
Inshallah every male on earth will one day be called Muhammad
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