When Toad came home! There was panic in the parlour, and howling in the hall. There was crying in the cowshed and shrieking in the stall!
Toad Fly Maggot infested Common Toad, unfortunately once they’ve had the eggs laid in them they’re going to die, normally in a few days or a week. Shame as they really are a handsome little thing.
It’s a Voldemort toad
That’s a toad who’s had the misfortune to have a greenbottle fly lay eggs in its nostrils.
Someone tell me a reason that house flies aren’t singularly and entirely awful. WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE??
Looks like he has a coke problem
Used to be in neighbours. Punched well above his weight with the ladies.
Yep, definitely a toad
Chk! That’s a noble warrior of Crèche Kil’ir, Istik.
Why are his nostrils so big? I’m assuming something to do with the parasites another commenter mentioned?
Shouldn’t have picked it up, wash your hands after those parasites are nasty
Frög
That’s Jeremy Kyle.
If you kiss it, I might be able to identify which Disney prince he turns into, other than that, it’s some kind of toad.
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Common Toad
That’s Terry! Top bloke is Terry. Shared a pint with him at glasto last year.
Looks like something’s up with him. Maybe not long for this world anyway.
He looks a bit diseased
That is a Toad.
Yes it’s a toad
N’awh, he’s a common toad who is unfortunately infected with parasites. Seems a ‘Toad Fly’ has laid eggs in him.
[https://www.arguk.org/get-involved/news/look-out-for-toad-fly-this-summer](https://www.arguk.org/get-involved/news/look-out-for-toad-fly-this-summer)
Lick it and report back.
That’s a crazy little finger bro
Toad with masses of attitude!
That’s a undercover police sniffer toad
Can’t get along with these new BMW grills at all.
When Toad came home! There was panic in the parlour, and howling in the hall. There was crying in the cowshed and shrieking in the stall!
Toad Fly Maggot infested Common Toad, unfortunately once they’ve had the eggs laid in them they’re going to die, normally in a few days or a week. Shame as they really are a handsome little thing.
It’s a Voldemort toad
That’s a toad who’s had the misfortune to have a greenbottle fly lay eggs in its nostrils.
Someone tell me a reason that house flies aren’t singularly and entirely awful. WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE??
Looks like he has a coke problem
Used to be in neighbours. Punched well above his weight with the ladies.
Yep, definitely a toad
Chk! That’s a noble warrior of Crèche Kil’ir, Istik.
Why are his nostrils so big? I’m assuming something to do with the parasites another commenter mentioned?
Shouldn’t have picked it up, wash your hands after those parasites are nasty
Frög
That’s Jeremy Kyle.
If you kiss it, I might be able to identify which Disney prince he turns into, other than that, it’s some kind of toad.
Tim that’s tim
He’s called Gary
You’re a good person
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