When will you yanks learn that we don’t goon over here, we wank for king and country.
I absolutely would download a car. In fact, I’m downloading one right now!
Goon?
Like…Arsenal?
Despite what anyone says I don’t think it will be too long before we find that VPN for personal private use are banned with the excuse of “protecting the children”
No we wouldn’t because we are not dumb Americans
Does anyone remember those “Video Piracy Funds Terrorism” ads from the 90s? Wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t do something like that now…
No, but I would use it to wank
Aren’t goons what you hire? You know. Hired Goons.
Just got one for the first time
Goon? this is a British sub unless I’m mistaken take your Yank words back with you.
Some people are saying “goon” is American for wank. I’m pretty sure gooning and wanking are different things.
Gooning – edging for a while and then finishing properly. The goal is masturbation itself instead of an orgasm.
Wanking – reaching orgasm as soon as possible. The goal is an orgasm and masturbation is the method.
To clarify, gooning and edging are different because edging does not end with an orgasm. You just stop at some point and put your clothes back on. Very unhealthy.
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When will you yanks learn that we don’t goon over here, we wank for king and country.
I absolutely would download a car. In fact, I’m downloading one right now!
Goon?
Like…Arsenal?
Despite what anyone says I don’t think it will be too long before we find that VPN for personal private use are banned with the excuse of “protecting the children”
No we wouldn’t because we are not dumb Americans
Does anyone remember those “Video Piracy Funds Terrorism” ads from the 90s? Wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t do something like that now…
No, but I would use it to wank
Aren’t goons what you hire? You know. Hired Goons.
Just got one for the first time
Goon? this is a British sub unless I’m mistaken take your Yank words back with you.
Some people are saying “goon” is American for wank. I’m pretty sure gooning and wanking are different things.
Gooning – edging for a while and then finishing properly. The goal is masturbation itself instead of an orgasm.
Wanking – reaching orgasm as soon as possible. The goal is an orgasm and masturbation is the method.
To clarify, gooning and edging are different because edging does not end with an orgasm. You just stop at some point and put your clothes back on. Very unhealthy.
I’m a wanker … Gord Bless Her Majesty
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