The Met Office says a storm is set to hit the UK next week – and has named it Storm Floris.

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  6. They always say stuff like this then nothing happens.

    After a quick look, it says gentle breeze and drizzle on the BBC weather for next week?

    Other websites predicting the same…

  8. Yellow weather warning everyone stay inside and don’t go into the sea!!

    One flash of lightning 

  11. Studies have shown people think storms or hurricanes with female names must be less dangerous [Link](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1402786111)

    I propose we start naming storms proportional to their actual danger. Such as “Killy McMurderface” all the way up to “Deathstorm Murdergeddon 3: The Killening”

  13. I recently moved house and I can see 4 doors down has a trampoline.

    By the end of this, I can’t wait to be the brand new owner of a trampoline.

  15. Why are these headlines about weather always so dramatic. It’s a yellow weather warning for wind in North England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. They make it sound like its a red weather warning for the while country or something.

  17. Keep your eyes peeled for flying backyard trampolines, airborne lawn furniture and high speed wheelie bins – stay safe out there.

  21. I don’t think it’s fair that only bad weather gets a name. We could have “Quite pleasant for the weekend” Neil. Or “Nice for a few days” Maureen.

  23. All these foreign storms coming over here, wrecking the place before buggering off back home where they came from.

    /Wavesfistatsky

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