The medical report released by Trump’s physician in April put him at 6 foot 3 inches tall.

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  1. Tape measures were obviously on sale at the alternative facts store 📏😂

  2. If I was someone who knew him and was 6 ‘4” I would say I was 6’”2 and wear platforms just to really mess with him.

  3. I bet Trump can no longer wear his lifts because of his swollen ankles.

  4. They measure with a flexible tape. It curves out and in as it goes.

  5. The thing is, Trump must have stood next to enough people with known heights in order to be able to accurately determine his own height (taking into account shoes that add two inches). So why doesn’t this get plastered and put this stupid shit to bed?

  6. Despite being a Christian misogynist, there are reported rumors of Harrison Butker hooking up with a male cheerleader, soooooooo both?

  7. My father’s who is 85 years old still claims he is 5’-9”, and maybe he was 25 years ago… at best he is 5’-6” now. I think is the elderly just not wanting to admit their spine is shrinking and has more curvature.

  8. ![gif](giphy|BUiqhcf5or1C0)

    You take some 6’3” shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl You take some 6’ 3” fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be You take that 6’ 3” fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor With the shit in a glass bowl What? Yo, here’s another little piece of advice-vice

    You take some 6’ 3” fuck then some 6’ 3” shit Then some fuck then some shit You’ve got a Trump-shit stack A Trump-shit stack You take some fuck then some shit Then some fuck then some shit You’ve got a Trump-shit stack A Trump-shit stack

    It’s a stack of Trump-shit on top of itself, vota

    I make references to weaponry Ancient or new I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason Other than to create a false sense of importance Of which I could never retain on my own I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y’all motherfuckers could never get near to me

    I’m a cartoon character You’ll never be able to be like me! (me me)

    I like women I like women I like the concept of a woman I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object I like to take those objects and put ’em in my videos Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes

    I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses And buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits And buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit

    Why?

    Cuz I’m a lady’s man A lady’s man A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady’s man

  9. Paul Levesque is billed at 6’4 but shorter than Brock Lesnar who is a legit 6’3. Donald is MAYBE 6 even

  10. Clearly looks like an inch between them. Probably the inch he uses in his package to his wife.

  11. Got the complete floor to head picture? Who’s to say the podium is not elevated.

  12. The podium is likely elevated. Not to say I believe Trump’s height claims, but release the Epstein files.

  13. Playing devils advocate here…

    Harrison is probably standing on a step at the podium.

    But I do doubt trump is 6’3″

  14. Trump is about 5″10. Look at when he met the Dutch king. The Dutch king is 6 foot and he was taller than Trump.

  15. Did Frumpy forget to put on his Putin-heels? Is that why Frumpy looks like he is about to fall flat on his face?

  16. I think it’s hilarious he’s so obsessed about his height.

    But people start shrinking after 30. It starts pretty early in life and hits women harder earlier in life. Between spine compression and posture can lose up to 3” of heigh. So factor in that he probably started 5’10” and lied up to 6’ with lifts but no one will believe 6’ even so he upped it to 6’3” to make it sound more believable.

  17. Did that report also make him out to be in tremendous shape, the best shapes the doctors ever saw…..3 months later he has cankles.

  18. I mean, I’m not sure I believe Harrison either-SUPER fuck him as. Well.

  19. Thats the other biggest and glaring elephant in the room, if we can’t trust this mofo to tell the truth about his height how we supposed to trust his lies about hanging out with epstein and being part of the pedo club?

  20. there is just no way the president would lie to us….would he?

  21. April huh? Guess the doc was playin’ a little fools joke and Trump missed the memo.

  22. Not him standing next to a rapist pedophile and smiling. This will not age well. lol.

  23. Trump was probably once 6’3″ but now that he’s pushing 80 with core muscles weaker than Jell-O? Yeah, he’s melting faster than a snowman in March.

    I was once next door neighbors with our district’s former football coach. This was a lovely man who stayed active until his last few months on Earth, and he shrunk from 6’1″ to 5’9″ in his old age. It happens.

    DJT may die with a greater circumference than height.

  24. Obama is 6’2″ with a Noble peace prize and there’s no way a black guy is better than me.

  25. My guess would be the guy wearing the makeup, diapers, shaper, and shoe lifts is the one lying.

  26. side note: I like how conservatives, Trump and MAGA just bring back the same, sad celebrities around. Like, who the fuck cares about Harrison Butker? Why is he relevant to anyone?

    Oh right, he was the bigot that said women should be housewives and queer people bad. Gotta parade these bigots out because no sane person would stand next to the orange monster with a straight face.

  27. Such insecurity! We see how tall Putin is. Of course I hate the guy, but truth??? Putin has much bigger balls than Trump.

  28. He’s well below 6′.
    They fudge the numbers so his BMI isn’t 48.

  29. Harrison Butlicker!

    What a fucking loser that POS dude is.

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