Why is it always you three?

by 1Hakuna_Matata

12 comments
  1. Admit that nordics are the best tourists!

    Edit: Explain your self posting this, savage

  2. They’re on holiday Pedro. They have worked their arses off the entire year in very mediocre jobs, to let it all out in Spain for a few weeks. The working class then, these ones are bad, you’ll find those in the Mallorca’s, Alicante’s, Benidorm’s, and Torremolinos’. They’re bad, but in a way it’s good that you can concentrate them in a few towns, so that they can be simple with each other there.

    The real cunts are the white car driving, bracelet wearing, and beige linnen wearing new money cunts that come and spend their money in Marbella, Ibiza, and Estepona. They all own a few appartements to rent out (to quote one of these cunts I spoke to recently “a gold mine, renting it out to Russians and labour migrants”). Lost every form of shame.

    You just get all of these cunts from everyone, because it’s cheap in Spain, it’s good weather, and staying on your Costa’s doesn’t require any form of cultural interest or knowledge.

    Which is basically why me and the family always opt for Italy or France (avoiding the Languedoc). I can’t stand these people.

  3. I will never understand why you’d come here in August, it’s the most miserable month of the year.

  4. Croatia took them from us and now we have yanks everywhere

  5. I like that there is no stereotype of a dumb tourist for us.

  6. Well OP, imagine having to live with them every other month of the year.

  7. Go to El Puerto de Santa María instead. There you will meet Borja and Cayetana, lovely folks.

  8. Funny because I don’t respect the towel and they get SO angry.

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