So I know the Norman Reedus Death Stranding selfie works, but can anyone confirm if this does? Lol
You probably need passport to have this made ? Next logical step for UK GOV is to ask for 1 year browsing history.
This isnt valid ID, try getting into a club with only a wanking license , bouncers will tell you to… bounce.
My go to porn site isn’t asking for it, and probably won’t. Cya government!
I’m a little concerned about having to pass the wanking test with an official wanking examiner. I mean, what if I suffer from friction burns? Is that an auto fail?
Has anyone tried using that as their verification😄
That must be an earlier version, where is the QR code that updates your browser history to a government held database accessible to the local council, your employer, your kid’s school and anyone with GCSE level ICT skills who can hack it, like all other government data.
oi mate, where do i get one
Don’t need one, I have a life.
I’m getting bored now. Either find a new topic or think of a new joke.
Mine just says that im a wanker, should be alright hopefully!
It’s not even bloody porn. Tried to go on r/drawme today because I drew the portrait of a poster yesterday and it’s asking for age verification! Because of “mature content”! 🫤
“Sir, may I see your wanking licence, please?”
“Of course, officer, here you go…”
“I said ‘see’ it. I don’t want to fucking touch it!”
Great, now you just need your Internet license, your screen license, your keyboard license, your free-time license, your lotion license, and your tissue/tp license and you’re good to go! Don’t forget to maintain eye contact with your device camera at all times so they can ensure that you won’t tag in a mate to wank with your ID.
no turkey licence
They won’t let me get one since I’m late on my **Fridge Tax™** payments.
That’s not the guy from Mitchell and Webb look, you’re *so* not getting to watch porn with that.
730pm to ight .y wife is going out, I I tend to have mine locked and loaded by 735pm!
Nah, i’m having naughty black market wanks from dodgy suppliers instead.
I was suspicious about all those penis inspection days at school, at least I now know that they were preparing me for the real world.
It’s actually shocking how they didn’t monetize this by making people register and pay a fee or get a physical license. Lmao can you imagine the atmosphere at the wanking license office hahaha
Now if they gave you a licence and all you had to do was enter it’s code to unlock everything on that device that would be a sensible and secure system!!! Like seriously i could get behind an ID that unlocked the device to access 18+ content. would be totally on board.
Uploading your ID to every single service is just absurd and actually a security risk and fraud nightmare waiting to happen.
I don’t care about the issue but the implementation is garbage and needs to be stopped.
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No, i aint getitng one
So I know the Norman Reedus Death Stranding selfie works, but can anyone confirm if this does? Lol
You probably need passport to have this made ? Next logical step for UK GOV is to ask for 1 year browsing history.
This isnt valid ID, try getting into a club with only a wanking license , bouncers will tell you to… bounce.
My go to porn site isn’t asking for it, and probably won’t. Cya government!
I’m a little concerned about having to pass the wanking test with an official wanking examiner. I mean, what if I suffer from friction burns? Is that an auto fail?
Has anyone tried using that as their verification😄
That must be an earlier version, where is the QR code that updates your browser history to a government held database accessible to the local council, your employer, your kid’s school and anyone with GCSE level ICT skills who can hack it, like all other government data.
oi mate, where do i get one
Don’t need one, I have a life.
I’m getting bored now. Either find a new topic or think of a new joke.
Mine just says that im a wanker, should be alright hopefully!
It’s not even bloody porn. Tried to go on r/drawme today because I drew the portrait of a poster yesterday and it’s asking for age verification! Because of “mature content”! 🫤
“Sir, may I see your wanking licence, please?”
“Of course, officer, here you go…”
“I said ‘see’ it. I don’t want to fucking touch it!”
Great, now you just need your Internet license, your screen license, your keyboard license, your free-time license, your lotion license, and your tissue/tp license and you’re good to go! Don’t forget to maintain eye contact with your device camera at all times so they can ensure that you won’t tag in a mate to wank with your ID.
no turkey licence
They won’t let me get one since I’m late on my **Fridge Tax™** payments.
That’s not the guy from Mitchell and Webb look, you’re *so* not getting to watch porn with that.
730pm to ight .y wife is going out, I I tend to have mine locked and loaded by 735pm!
Nah, i’m having naughty black market wanks from dodgy suppliers instead.
I was suspicious about all those penis inspection days at school, at least I now know that they were preparing me for the real world.
It’s actually shocking how they didn’t monetize this by making people register and pay a fee or get a physical license. Lmao can you imagine the atmosphere at the wanking license office hahaha
Now if they gave you a licence and all you had to do was enter it’s code to unlock everything on that device that would be a sensible and secure system!!! Like seriously i could get behind an ID that unlocked the device to access 18+ content. would be totally on board.
Uploading your ID to every single service is just absurd and actually a security risk and fraud nightmare waiting to happen.
I don’t care about the issue but the implementation is garbage and needs to be stopped.
He looks older than 25
Have you got your gooning license
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