Considering JRM’s follies over his lack of understanding of Brexit, Dominic Raab and the Dover-Calais dispute, Boris not understanding the withdrawal agreement he signed and Dorries to top it all off – have we got the dumbest government we’ve ever had?
“downstream your movies”
“safest internet in the world”
“a football pitches”
“tennis pitches”
“exercise your sports”
Fucking hell this is barely coherent english
I kind of feel a bit embarrassed to be the same species as Nadine Dorries
The level of incompetence demonstrated on a regular basis by our ‘leaders’ is truly scary. Is there possibly anyone less well placed to be responsible for internet and tech regulation?
This is why you don’t hire fucking drunkards to do important jobs.
Can’t tell whether she’s genuinely dumb or this is just one of those “pretend to be dumb” political tricks to boost the signal and get people watching/talking about it
I still have no idea how she came this far in politics. Then I look to the calibre of the party leader and think “oh, right…”
>[Apr 21:](https://nitter.net/NadineDorries/status/1517229968253763584#m) Nadine Dorries
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>It’s an utter disgrace that he made it in the first place. Is he also going explain why he took the credit for prosecuting Chris Hune when DPP from the dispatch box when on other occasions he claims it’s absurd to hold him responsible for heinous crimes that weren’t prosecuted?
Replying:
>[Apr 21:](https://nitter.net/i/status/1517241898364190727) Nazir aAfzal
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>I was there Minister
>
>Savile wasn’t escalated to him, so Starmer introduced a new policy to ensure all high profile cases were sent to him so such mistakes couldn’t reoccur – hence his prosecuting Huhne
>
>It’s called fixing a problem he inherited
>
>Is that so difficult to understand?
>
>[Is everything too difficult for you to understand?](https://nitter.net/nazirafzal/status/1517540069321711617#m)
Our minister of culture ate an Emu’s anus live on a celebrity (sic) TV programme.
From the people that brought you “banning encryption”.
They haven’t got the first fucking clue about how these technologies work or even what they do. What’s worse is they don’t have the motivation or interest to even try to start! It’s no wonder legislation on the subject is woefully incapable of actually dealing with real issues that people have, like, cyberbullying.
Children have a better grasp of the basic concepts of these technologies than the people trying to legislate it.
This isn’t something unique to the UK either. The world over, governments are stuffed with representatives who are stuck legislating for a society that hasn’t existed for over two decades.
Can’t wait for the the good old fashioned safe British internet.
Imagine it’s just pictures of Spitfires, recipes for Angel Delight and online shopping at Austin Reed.
Making The Thick Of It look more like a documentary every day
I hear Reynholm Industries are looking for a new head of IT, with the extensive technical knowledge shown here from old Nad she would be perfect for the job.
“tennis pitches where you can exercise your sports”
Isn’t promoting the English language technically part of her ministerial brief?
Wine quality testing is DEFRA’s business Nadine. Stay in your lane!!
So, we’re going to ban encryption so the government can look at all our doings and we’re going to encrypt everything to make sure children can’t see how utterly incompetent and technically illiterate our government ministers are.
People are laughing at her….but…
People actively went to vote her in. She is viewed as popular enough amongst voters to be a minister. This is the quality of government that a sizable group of voters in the UK see and say “yes please, more of this:”
Britain is broken
Someone quick give her a bottle of Eden Falls! It’ll mean she can get confrontational until her humanspeak microchip has been updated to version 1.0001
I really can’t be sure, but is she playing the fool so that they can willing wheel her out, have her say something dumb, and act as a rudinentary dead cat to soak up bad headlines? I really am never sure if I’m overthinking it, but the 4D PR chess game that the Tories have been trying to play for the last few years and all….
We’re all downstream of Nadine’s soils. The whiff is rank.
Oh yes that’s what modern internet needs, a Victorian vampire leech who thinks the internet still needs www.
Get fucked you Tory nonce!
The rest of world must think we are completely nuts voting in people like Boris, Dorries and Truss. The Germans had a woman with a doctorate in quantum chemistry as a leader and we get a woman who would eat kangaroo baws for a couple of quid.
To be fair to nadine she’s truly an inspiration, if someone as pigshit thick as her can get to a position in government, then there’s nothing any of us can’t do.
I’m now taking pre-orders for my coffee table book “Nadine’s Big Book Of Bollocks”. I think I’ve got plenty of material to work with. Also £1 from each sale goes to educating a tory about the real world.
Thank goodness she isnt Diane Abbott otherwise our government would look *very* silly!
*sigh*
Considering she’s there to “seatfill our cabinet”, not surprising
>“you can downstream your movies” at home. People typically download movies.
I mean she isn’t wrong you are downstream from the provider (Netflix, YouTube, Hulu…) so the data streams (down) to you.
>People typically download movies.
Do they?
This has to be clunky, desperate dead catting. She needs to be ignored.
Honestly, any time I see her giving an interview or speech like this, I get distracted by her body language.
She reminds me of, back when I worked in a pub, people who had absolutely had too much to drink, but were trying to convince you that they were fine.
Head like a nodding dog, hand gestures that go all the way down to the hips, and inconsistently very emphatic.
I don’t know whether she’s always drunk, or whether she’s just like that normally, but it does *not* go well with her general air of ineptness.
I hate these people, they run this country with fucking no knowledge of what they’re talking about or what area they’re in charge of.
She’s such a fucking moron, it’s so embarrassing she’s actually in charge of a government department.
As a young girl I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward! Not backward, upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Er… what? Is she taking the Boris approach to speaking bullshit? “Safest internet in teh world.” She doesn’t even realise it’s global or does she want heavy censorship to protect high lord arsehole of the cunty order, aka Boris Johnson.
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Or should we all stop watching movies and shut up about the cost of living?
​
I have no idea what she is going on about but she is quick to cry victim if you criticise her.
I cannot fathom how somebody so inept on the subject matter can achieve such a high office on said subject matter.
It honestly just screams how badly our system is broken.
We’re picking up on this because she so blatantly has no idea what she’s talking about, imagine just how many other secretaries are in roles they have no idea about too.
Her, culture secretary. That thing actually thought the TV license pays for channel 4 Tv. How out of touch can you be. Surly that is an indication of her ignorance. She’s know nothing about life, and the general public. All she concerned about, is how to help the rich get richer.
Granted its a low bar, but the smartest thing to come out of her mouth is Boris’ knob.
I’m convinced that Nadine Dorries is a low-to-mid-level-operating alcoholic.
Imagine what Chris Morris could have convinced her to say on Brass Eye? 🤔
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Considering JRM’s follies over his lack of understanding of Brexit, Dominic Raab and the Dover-Calais dispute, Boris not understanding the withdrawal agreement he signed and Dorries to top it all off – have we got the dumbest government we’ve ever had?
“downstream your movies”
“safest internet in the world”
“a football pitches”
“tennis pitches”
“exercise your sports”
Fucking hell this is barely coherent english
I kind of feel a bit embarrassed to be the same species as Nadine Dorries
The level of incompetence demonstrated on a regular basis by our ‘leaders’ is truly scary. Is there possibly anyone less well placed to be responsible for internet and tech regulation?
This is why you don’t hire fucking drunkards to do important jobs.
Can’t tell whether she’s genuinely dumb or this is just one of those “pretend to be dumb” political tricks to boost the signal and get people watching/talking about it
I still have no idea how she came this far in politics. Then I look to the calibre of the party leader and think “oh, right…”
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She also jumped in to smear Starmer again the other day ([*after Starmer withdrew his claim Johnson attacked the BBC*](https://nitter.net/PippaCrerar/status/1517091297236033537#m)):
>[Apr 21:](https://nitter.net/NadineDorries/status/1517229968253763584#m) Nadine Dorries
>
>It’s an utter disgrace that he made it in the first place. Is he also going explain why he took the credit for prosecuting Chris Hune when DPP from the dispatch box when on other occasions he claims it’s absurd to hold him responsible for heinous crimes that weren’t prosecuted?
Replying:
>[Apr 21:](https://nitter.net/i/status/1517241898364190727) Nazir aAfzal
>
>I was there Minister
>
>Savile wasn’t escalated to him, so Starmer introduced a new policy to ensure all high profile cases were sent to him so such mistakes couldn’t reoccur – hence his prosecuting Huhne
>
>It’s called fixing a problem he inherited
>
>Is that so difficult to understand?
>
>[Is everything too difficult for you to understand?](https://nitter.net/nazirafzal/status/1517540069321711617#m)
Nadine Dorres makes [Les Patterson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Les_Patterson) look like Andy Warhole.
Our minister of culture ate an Emu’s anus live on a celebrity (sic) TV programme.
From the people that brought you “banning encryption”.
They haven’t got the first fucking clue about how these technologies work or even what they do. What’s worse is they don’t have the motivation or interest to even try to start! It’s no wonder legislation on the subject is woefully incapable of actually dealing with real issues that people have, like, cyberbullying.
Children have a better grasp of the basic concepts of these technologies than the people trying to legislate it.
This isn’t something unique to the UK either. The world over, governments are stuffed with representatives who are stuck legislating for a society that hasn’t existed for over two decades.
Can’t wait for the the good old fashioned safe British internet.
Imagine it’s just pictures of Spitfires, recipes for Angel Delight and online shopping at Austin Reed.
Making The Thick Of It look more like a documentary every day
I hear Reynholm Industries are looking for a new head of IT, with the extensive technical knowledge shown here from old Nad she would be perfect for the job.
“tennis pitches where you can exercise your sports”
Isn’t promoting the English language technically part of her ministerial brief?
Wine quality testing is DEFRA’s business Nadine. Stay in your lane!!
So, we’re going to ban encryption so the government can look at all our doings and we’re going to encrypt everything to make sure children can’t see how utterly incompetent and technically illiterate our government ministers are.
People are laughing at her….but…
People actively went to vote her in. She is viewed as popular enough amongst voters to be a minister. This is the quality of government that a sizable group of voters in the UK see and say “yes please, more of this:”
Britain is broken
Someone quick give her a bottle of Eden Falls! It’ll mean she can get confrontational until her humanspeak microchip has been updated to version 1.0001
I really can’t be sure, but is she playing the fool so that they can willing wheel her out, have her say something dumb, and act as a rudinentary dead cat to soak up bad headlines? I really am never sure if I’m overthinking it, but the 4D PR chess game that the Tories have been trying to play for the last few years and all….
We’re all downstream of Nadine’s soils. The whiff is rank.
Oh yes that’s what modern internet needs, a Victorian vampire leech who thinks the internet still needs www.
Get fucked you Tory nonce!
The rest of world must think we are completely nuts voting in people like Boris, Dorries and Truss. The Germans had a woman with a doctorate in quantum chemistry as a leader and we get a woman who would eat kangaroo baws for a couple of quid.
To be fair to nadine she’s truly an inspiration, if someone as pigshit thick as her can get to a position in government, then there’s nothing any of us can’t do.
I’m now taking pre-orders for my coffee table book “Nadine’s Big Book Of Bollocks”. I think I’ve got plenty of material to work with. Also £1 from each sale goes to educating a tory about the real world.
Thank goodness she isnt Diane Abbott otherwise our government would look *very* silly!
*sigh*
Considering she’s there to “seatfill our cabinet”, not surprising
>“you can downstream your movies” at home. People typically download movies.
I mean she isn’t wrong you are downstream from the provider (Netflix, YouTube, Hulu…) so the data streams (down) to you.
>People typically download movies.
Do they?
This has to be clunky, desperate dead catting. She needs to be ignored.
Honestly, any time I see her giving an interview or speech like this, I get distracted by her body language.
She reminds me of, back when I worked in a pub, people who had absolutely had too much to drink, but were trying to convince you that they were fine.
Head like a nodding dog, hand gestures that go all the way down to the hips, and inconsistently very emphatic.
I don’t know whether she’s always drunk, or whether she’s just like that normally, but it does *not* go well with her general air of ineptness.
I hate these people, they run this country with fucking no knowledge of what they’re talking about or what area they’re in charge of.
She’s such a fucking moron, it’s so embarrassing she’s actually in charge of a government department.
As a young girl I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward! Not backward, upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Er… what? Is she taking the Boris approach to speaking bullshit? “Safest internet in teh world.” She doesn’t even realise it’s global or does she want heavy censorship to protect high lord arsehole of the cunty order, aka Boris Johnson.
​
Or should we all stop watching movies and shut up about the cost of living?
​
I have no idea what she is going on about but she is quick to cry victim if you criticise her.
I cannot fathom how somebody so inept on the subject matter can achieve such a high office on said subject matter.
It honestly just screams how badly our system is broken.
We’re picking up on this because she so blatantly has no idea what she’s talking about, imagine just how many other secretaries are in roles they have no idea about too.
Her, culture secretary. That thing actually thought the TV license pays for channel 4 Tv. How out of touch can you be. Surly that is an indication of her ignorance. She’s know nothing about life, and the general public. All she concerned about, is how to help the rich get richer.
Granted its a low bar, but the smartest thing to come out of her mouth is Boris’ knob.
I’m convinced that Nadine Dorries is a low-to-mid-level-operating alcoholic.
Imagine what Chris Morris could have convinced her to say on Brass Eye? 🤔