As an American, I feel like I need to apologise. 🙄
He won cause nobody was playing with him
Imagine this is your personality. Fuckin wild, man
What even is Texan Irish considering he’s probably some mongrel of different white people. It’s astonishing how badly Americans understand how genetics work.
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
Did ye, aye?
As someone who is from Northern Ireland, who had lived in Texas for fourteen years (fourteen years today as it happens) I have today there are some idiots in this state.
Why was the joke cut off? I need the punchline.
Americans overestimating their market value
Every American I’ve ever met claims to be Irish
Ten pints is easy
What’s the rest of the joke though
Gawd, Americans can be such fucking bores.
Who would even drink 10 guiness fast in a row?? Surely thats a hate crime
Can I have “Things That Never Happened For 500 please”.
Fuck – I watch people doing exactly this – just being ‘Irish’ as a person from ‘Ireland’ in the pub on a Friday night in an ‘Irish’ pub in ‘Ireland’. Weird.
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How are these people real
r/shitamericanssay
As an American, I feel like I need to apologise. 🙄
He won cause nobody was playing with him
Imagine this is your personality. Fuckin wild, man
What even is Texan Irish considering he’s probably some mongrel of different white people. It’s astonishing how badly Americans understand how genetics work.
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
Did ye, aye?
As someone who is from Northern Ireland, who had lived in Texas for fourteen years (fourteen years today as it happens) I have today there are some idiots in this state.
Why was the joke cut off? I need the punchline.
Americans overestimating their market value
Every American I’ve ever met claims to be Irish
Ten pints is easy
What’s the rest of the joke though
Gawd, Americans can be such fucking bores.
Who would even drink 10 guiness fast in a row?? Surely thats a hate crime
Can I have “Things That Never Happened For 500 please”.
Fuck – I watch people doing exactly this – just being ‘Irish’ as a person from ‘Ireland’ in the pub on a Friday night in an ‘Irish’ pub in ‘Ireland’. Weird.
Did ye, aye?
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