The 2 finest specimens of Europe

by dieSpaghettiCarbona

27 comments

  5. That’s not a wild Hans. You can tell its been bred in captivity because it lacks the characteristic walking stick of German tourists.

  6. Even in that shape Hans can still walk 20km uphill both ways with ease.

  9. Pedro may laugh but these two specimens – and thousands more like them – form a dream team that conquers their Mediterranean coast and Balearic Islands every year. 
      
    Barry won’t be scared away by water pistols. Hans is unfazed by Mallorcan protesters. 
      

  10. You may not like it, but this is what peak male form looks like

  11. And both get nasty sunburns at some beach At the Mediterranean Sea… I’m speaking from current experience…

  12. What is the most common Hans phenotype in the wild?

    1) Black socks with sandals

    2) White socks with sandals

    3) Exposed testicles

  13. That’s what dominating Europe does to a motherfucker, behold dear PIGS and tremble!

  16. Listen, knobhead, if I want to have a swim in my own bin, on the hottest day that we have ever had in England, then I am entitled to do so.

  19. Why do othet cultures not recognize the comfort of Birkenstocks with socks?

  20. Accurate, but Hans’ shirt is missing some mustard stains.

  22. Surely the Russians will not risk angering BOTH of the guys?!

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