‘Tell all’ but conveniently won’t mention contracts being award to a firm he owned a stake in or the contracts that went to his mates. I’m sure it will take some pops at a few other people though just to get the sales up.
*’The stress was palpable. I’d sent thousands of covid positive care home patients back to their homes, despite warnings and with no testing. But Gina, with that floral cami dress, a bottle of Dom Pérignon, her slender physique – ahh, memories. So anyways, over 10,000 people died pretty quickly…’*
*’In spring, just over the shoulder of a constituent screaming something about me murdering his grandmother, there it was. That smile. My Gina. All I could think was ‘Damn Matt, how do you do it!?’*
‘*I perceive my thoughts in 3rd person so I can deny their responsibility later and sleep at night..*’
Hire me, Matt.
> The book, in which Hancock will look back at how he and his fellow ministers handled the coronavirus outbreak, has been bought by political publisher Biteback
I can’t think why [Lord Ashcroft is using his publishing company](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biteback_Publishing) to hand out more money to those in the Conservative party who served his interests.
He’ll be rewriting history, painting himself as a hero. How disrespectful to the bereaved and our loved ones.
I’m excited to learn about how he’s “Bouncing Back”
This has the potential to be a best seller, there must be some excellent ghost writers among former care home residents, not to mention former general population.
I hope his book is titled “I kissed a Girl and the Public didn’t like it”.
This guy is so desperate for attention, his neediness is so off-putting
How does he understand what he’s written because he clearly didn’t understand the rules when he was balls deep in Gina’s mouth?
Boring twat attempts to write a book that nobody wants or needs to read.
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Who cares what he has to say? He’s honestly one of the most uninteresting people ever. Would people actually spend real money to read his tiny brain rants? Apart from his ex-wife’s lawyer it is going to be unread.
How can he tell all? When he know nothing? Is this the best talent we had to run the country? God help us all.
Hey he got the cost of the pension bill down quickly /s
Chapter 1: Why Pub Landlords and Pest Control Agencies are the Best to Source PPE
I didn’t think criminals were allowed to profit from their crimes in the UK?
Great. Should save us some money when we get some adults back in to power and the inquiries start into the rampant Tory corruption prosecuted during the covid crisis.
God I hope he releases and no-one fucking buys it bar the odd political commentator. Just make him utterly irrelevant.
This guy has some fucking nerve. He is lucky to not be in jail with all the dodgy contracts he was handing out to his mates, at least have the decency to fuck off into obscurity.
give me 15 quid and i will tell you how we fucked you over
And will protray himself as the saviour of the covid pandemic in the UK whilst Boris tried to hold him back. I wouldn’t use the book for wiping my arse on for my own arse would find it to be highly offensive.
Institute of economic affairs created this little beast along with the objectionable american woman and german fellow who get to go on newsnight and slag off the NHS.
He is a useful idiot who was in post to provide distraction and buffoonery whilst the final key bits of legislation were implemented to finish off the NHS.
complete lack of any moral compass, or regret. He is straight in to cashing in and warping history. A real piece of work.
But still just a useful idiot for Jeremy Hunt and Simon Stevens. They should all be facing crimes against humanity charges for the industrial scale of death. They have needlessly caused in the the pursuit of privatising the NHS whilst lying to us for a decade that the nhs is not for sale.
Not if he falls out a window … isn’t UK at that stage now what with lying as the PM is OK.
These people shouldn’t be allowed to profit off the pandemic, lie and break rules/laws, only to losr their jobs and then try anf make even more money from it.
He’s completely useless, and I thought he lost his job. He shouldn’t have anything to do with politics anymore, and nobody cares what he has to say.
The only way he can be useful is if it destroys all the current politicians and makes them lose their jobs. But who’s gonna believe anything from a known liar anyway…
We’ve seen this 500 times in the U.S. in the era of Tr*mp. They always write a book and then leak something for the headlines so they can make money out of it.
I genuinely think Hancock was the best cabinet minister. He also seemed like the least objectionable human of all of them, if still a bit lizard-like.
Sort of like being the tastiest pat in the cow field, but still.
Edit: he also actually had the integrity to resign when he did something wrong. That doesn’t happen these days.
With people dying in their thousands every day, the press grilling me and my own party throwing me under the bus, I really had my hands full. But annoyingly someone caught it on camera so I had to resign.
I wonder if Mr Handcock will include in his book something about that time he handled that other…. government employee? 😂
Rumours that it contains so much spin it’ll be used to power every ride at Alton towers remain unconfirmed
I’m still calling I’m a celebrity featuring this twat this year
What would he know about it though? Wasn’t he busy shagging in the other room for most of it?
Because he purposely hid the existence of the chicken pox vaccine from the British Public by promoting a false philosophy that has been proven wrong by countries successfully using it around the world, for years on end. Simply because they didn’t want to pay for it. Our children don’t deserve it. While they pretended it wasn’t safe, those who could afford to pay, could walk into any high street pharmacy and get it.
Think chicken pox is a minor ailment and it doesn’t matter? I lost 60% of my sight from it as a kid, within 2 weeks. My mum had the same. Plus she was hospitalised and her parents were told not to expect her to come home. It happens. It’s a safe and effective vaccine that has been in use for more than a decade in other countries, and one disease that can be eradicated if they forked out.
I maintained a letter writing campaign to him for 3 years, getting every excuse, but every reply ended with the cost issue. The NHS site continued to support their disproven theories.
They’ve recently admitted it was wrong.
What a humanitarian!!! 🙄
Don’t forget how COVID wasn’t achieving quite the death toll they hoped. So, they lifted tachograph laws from truck drivers so we saw a return to drivers falling asleep at the wheel. I thought I would never see those days again
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‘Tell all’ but conveniently won’t mention contracts being award to a firm he owned a stake in or the contracts that went to his mates. I’m sure it will take some pops at a few other people though just to get the sales up.
*’The stress was palpable. I’d sent thousands of covid positive care home patients back to their homes, despite warnings and with no testing. But Gina, with that floral cami dress, a bottle of Dom Pérignon, her slender physique – ahh, memories. So anyways, over 10,000 people died pretty quickly…’*
*’In spring, just over the shoulder of a constituent screaming something about me murdering his grandmother, there it was. That smile. My Gina. All I could think was ‘Damn Matt, how do you do it!?’*
‘*I perceive my thoughts in 3rd person so I can deny their responsibility later and sleep at night..*’
Hire me, Matt.
> The book, in which Hancock will look back at how he and his fellow ministers handled the coronavirus outbreak, has been bought by political publisher Biteback
I can’t think why [Lord Ashcroft is using his publishing company](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biteback_Publishing) to hand out more money to those in the Conservative party who served his interests.
He’ll be rewriting history, painting himself as a hero. How disrespectful to the bereaved and our loved ones.
I’m excited to learn about how he’s “Bouncing Back”
This has the potential to be a best seller, there must be some excellent ghost writers among former care home residents, not to mention former general population.
I hope his book is titled “I kissed a Girl and the Public didn’t like it”.
This guy is so desperate for attention, his neediness is so off-putting
How does he understand what he’s written because he clearly didn’t understand the rules when he was balls deep in Gina’s mouth?
Boring twat attempts to write a book that nobody wants or needs to read.
​
Who cares what he has to say? He’s honestly one of the most uninteresting people ever. Would people actually spend real money to read his tiny brain rants? Apart from his ex-wife’s lawyer it is going to be unread.
How can he tell all? When he know nothing? Is this the best talent we had to run the country? God help us all.
Hey he got the cost of the pension bill down quickly /s
Chapter 1: Why Pub Landlords and Pest Control Agencies are the Best to Source PPE
I didn’t think criminals were allowed to profit from their crimes in the UK?
Great. Should save us some money when we get some adults back in to power and the inquiries start into the rampant Tory corruption prosecuted during the covid crisis.
God I hope he releases and no-one fucking buys it bar the odd political commentator. Just make him utterly irrelevant.
This guy has some fucking nerve. He is lucky to not be in jail with all the dodgy contracts he was handing out to his mates, at least have the decency to fuck off into obscurity.
give me 15 quid and i will tell you how we fucked you over
I wonder if he can compete with [Nadine Dorries](https://www.indy100.com/politics/nadine-dorries-books-best-extracts)
And will protray himself as the saviour of the covid pandemic in the UK whilst Boris tried to hold him back. I wouldn’t use the book for wiping my arse on for my own arse would find it to be highly offensive.
Institute of economic affairs created this little beast along with the objectionable american woman and german fellow who get to go on newsnight and slag off the NHS.
He is a useful idiot who was in post to provide distraction and buffoonery whilst the final key bits of legislation were implemented to finish off the NHS.
complete lack of any moral compass, or regret. He is straight in to cashing in and warping history. A real piece of work.
But still just a useful idiot for Jeremy Hunt and Simon Stevens. They should all be facing crimes against humanity charges for the industrial scale of death. They have needlessly caused in the the pursuit of privatising the NHS whilst lying to us for a decade that the nhs is not for sale.
Not if he falls out a window … isn’t UK at that stage now what with lying as the PM is OK.
These people shouldn’t be allowed to profit off the pandemic, lie and break rules/laws, only to losr their jobs and then try anf make even more money from it.
He’s completely useless, and I thought he lost his job. He shouldn’t have anything to do with politics anymore, and nobody cares what he has to say.
The only way he can be useful is if it destroys all the current politicians and makes them lose their jobs. But who’s gonna believe anything from a known liar anyway…
We’ve seen this 500 times in the U.S. in the era of Tr*mp. They always write a book and then leak something for the headlines so they can make money out of it.
I genuinely think Hancock was the best cabinet minister. He also seemed like the least objectionable human of all of them, if still a bit lizard-like.
Sort of like being the tastiest pat in the cow field, but still.
Edit: he also actually had the integrity to resign when he did something wrong. That doesn’t happen these days.
With people dying in their thousands every day, the press grilling me and my own party throwing me under the bus, I really had my hands full. But annoyingly someone caught it on camera so I had to resign.
I wonder if Mr Handcock will include in his book something about that time he handled that other…. government employee? 😂
Rumours that it contains so much spin it’ll be used to power every ride at Alton towers remain unconfirmed
I’m still calling I’m a celebrity featuring this twat this year
What would he know about it though? Wasn’t he busy shagging in the other room for most of it?
Because he purposely hid the existence of the chicken pox vaccine from the British Public by promoting a false philosophy that has been proven wrong by countries successfully using it around the world, for years on end. Simply because they didn’t want to pay for it. Our children don’t deserve it. While they pretended it wasn’t safe, those who could afford to pay, could walk into any high street pharmacy and get it.
Think chicken pox is a minor ailment and it doesn’t matter? I lost 60% of my sight from it as a kid, within 2 weeks. My mum had the same. Plus she was hospitalised and her parents were told not to expect her to come home. It happens. It’s a safe and effective vaccine that has been in use for more than a decade in other countries, and one disease that can be eradicated if they forked out.
I maintained a letter writing campaign to him for 3 years, getting every excuse, but every reply ended with the cost issue. The NHS site continued to support their disproven theories.
They’ve recently admitted it was wrong.
What a humanitarian!!! 🙄
Don’t forget how COVID wasn’t achieving quite the death toll they hoped. So, they lifted tachograph laws from truck drivers so we saw a return to drivers falling asleep at the wheel. I thought I would never see those days again